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Chris Grrr's avatar

Don Ameche and Wilford Brimley ?

Chris Grrr's avatar

There's a formula to convert how long something seems to be taking, to actual time. The result was usually measured in Cheneys.

The Quirk's avatar

According to The Weekly World News (is that still around?), every President and even presidential candidate since uh, Johnson, I think.

bobbert's avatar

Jesus, the comments.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Stop calling me Shirley!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You probably mean, "A plan as elegant as it is simple."

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Also - and very few people know this - he can fly an F-18.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Wat -- wasn't the big government conspiracy supposed to be <i>hiding</i> the alien presence? When did they switch over to not hiding non-existent aliens? I mean, the "always at war with _____" routine is, well, routine, but turning off the aliens' existence seems a bit tricky. The flying saucer crowd is not going to like this.

Mahousu's avatar

They're going to turn this country into one giant Vancouver!

Which would be kind of cool, actually.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I see a <a href="http:\/\/www.wired.com\/images_blogs\/photos\/uncategorized\/2007\/11\/13\/clinton_alien.jpg" target="_blank">pattern</a>.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And get your spaceship off my lawn!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I'll just leave <a href="http:\/\/i1.ytimg.com\/vi\/bZTpgyG_PR4\/mqdefault.jpg" target="_blank">this</a> here...

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I hear the aliens' first step will be to renounce their alien citizenship.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

A plan elegant in its simplicity.