Well it certainly took long enough, dammit. After all the dumb conspiracy theories about Barack Obama, why did we have to wait until the final week of 2013 for someone to say he's in cahoots with Space Aliens, huh? Unless... all the others who tried to reveal the truth are
Wat -- wasn&#039;t the big government conspiracy supposed to be <i>hiding</i> the alien presence? When did they switch over to not hiding non-existent aliens? I mean, the &quot;always at war with _____&quot; routine is, well, routine, but turning off the aliens&#039; existence seems a bit tricky. The flying saucer crowd is not going to like this.
I see a <a href="http:\/\/www.wired.com\/images_blogs\/photos\/uncategorized\/2007\/11\/13\/clinton_alien.jpg" target="_blank">pattern</a>.
Don Ameche and Wilford Brimley ?
There&#039;s a formula to convert how long something seems to be taking, to actual time. The result was usually measured in Cheneys.
According to The Weekly World News (is that still around?), every President and even presidential candidate since uh, Johnson, I think.
Jesus, the comments.
Stop calling me Shirley!
You probably mean, &quot;A plan as elegant as it is simple.&quot;
Also - and very few people know this - he can fly an F-18.
Wat -- wasn&#039;t the big government conspiracy supposed to be <i>hiding</i> the alien presence? When did they switch over to not hiding non-existent aliens? I mean, the &quot;always at war with _____&quot; routine is, well, routine, but turning off the aliens&#039; existence seems a bit tricky. The flying saucer crowd is not going to like this.
They&#039;re going to turn this country into one giant Vancouver!
Which would be kind of cool, actually.
I blame Guy Lombardo.
I see a <a href="http:\/\/www.wired.com\/images_blogs\/photos\/uncategorized\/2007\/11\/13\/clinton_alien.jpg" target="_blank">pattern</a>.
WIN!
And get your spaceship off my lawn!
I&#039;ll just leave <a href="http:\/\/i1.ytimg.com\/vi\/bZTpgyG_PR4\/mqdefault.jpg" target="_blank">this</a> here...
I hear the aliens&#039; first step will be to renounce their alien citizenship.
A plan elegant in its simplicity.