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That's Devin's Song of Solomon.

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The kidneys are a dead giveaway.

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Who knew the earth's tilt could be so complicated?

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Well, I see he's in this thread too, so I can used this again:VODKA IS NOT TOOTHPASTE ALEX.

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I was actually talking to Mark when I told him he was doomed. But since you brought it up, I am more interested in the corsets than the comic books. Would also settle for both. Plus bonbons to eat whilst reading comic books and wearing corsets, leaving someone else to beat off the flea-ridden geese. Off to check out Renaissance corsets on eBay . . .

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trump lies?????

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So he's not Ernest Aingley, God's Man of the Hour, but clearly a contender to have a drinking/smoking game built around.

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All things considered, I think people should hold out for a looting service elephant. Benefits: it would be massively symbolic to have a service elephant running around breaking things, and also? You'd get a lot less interference from those nosy parkers in police uniform if you have an elephant than you would with a monkey. Drawback, of course, is no thumbs, just a gripping trunk.

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My husband had shingles last year. The lesions were on his scalp and we were scared one would develop on or near his eyes and harm his vision. They didn't hurt directly, but he did have terrible headaches. It was a miserable time for him and he still has dents in his skin where they had been. Hope you're on antivirals and it's starting to go away!

Interestingly, the same week, my then 3 year old woke up unable to bear weight on her left leg. No pain, just couldn't walk. The doctors couldn't figure it out before it resolved on its own, but their best guess was some kind of temporary arthritis from a viral infection. It's such a weird coincidence, I can't imagine they aren't connected.

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this is my favorite all week.

omg thank you.

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I've had shingles. I don't disagree.

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Or sew it to his butt to make him a self-sufficient closed system.

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I'd prefer that he lick them while they go down the freeway.

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You are so welcome.

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Mrs PM Trudeau tested positive. Haven't heard about Our Justin yet.Schools are closing for two weeks in Ontario.We're consulting with parents about whether or not to postpone Oliver. We can't afford to cancel, the rights cost the world.

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'The Earth isn't tilted. If it was we'd all fall over.'

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