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It's not gay if you don't talk about it

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...nothing like getting blackout drunk and waking up soaked, fully clothed, in a bath tub, with a penis drawn on your face with a permanent marker! Those were the good 'ol days!!!

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YES! Pretending to be gay to get and give blowjobs and have buttsechs with other men.

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i never thought a stupid 60s song could be so moving.

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hey, it's Montana. We do things a little more slowly 'round here.

So slow it makes molasses look like a speed demon.

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I feel that you may have come dangerously close to critical thinking in order to come up with that comment.

Y'all know how we feel 'bout that critical thinking...

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...just out of curiosity, how do you prove that you are gay? Do they test your knowledge of Barbara Streisand trivia, or maybe they review your DVR to see how many episodes of "Golden Girls" you have?

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..."Gay Scholarships" destroys the SANCTITY of beer pong and keg stands!!!!!!!!!!

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It's a trap!

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Step 1: Get kid accepted Step 2: Pray <i>in</i> the ghey. Step 3: Refuse to pay Step 4: Free tuition! Everyone wins

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