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Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

That Greenwater guy looks so much like a cartoon villain, you couldn't make him up.

But... if he's going to dye the hair on his head and that Snidely Whiplash moustache, he really needs to dye the eyebrows, too. Gotta have the complete set.

On another note. I have a solution to the algae problem. An army (navy?) of plecos set loose in the Reflecting Pool. They're the best algae eaters and they live in freshwater.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

We're going to obliterate Iran again?

We're doing so much obliterating that I'm getting sick of obliterating.

Thixotropickle's avatar

Now YOU get an obliteration! And YOU get an obliteration!

Wookiee Monster's avatar

TBF, the guy in charge of the diplomatic solution is couchfucker, so Lindsey is probably right.

Bombay Troubadour's avatar

We live in the most stupidest of times.

While Wall Street parties like its 1999.

"M"'s avatar

In the "They Are Changing So Many Things That Do Not Get Covered At All" Department

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK4c_wR6aIY

Bitter Scribe's avatar

It is going to be so much fun to watch Pirro and her minions flounder around in court trying to prosecute the paint-chip terrorists.

I Stedman's avatar

Now can we all, to the tune of "Johnny Angel" start singing "Jeffery Epstein"?

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

Pirro?

"One part of me says I need to quit drinking.

The other part of me says, 'Don't listen to her. She's drunk.'"

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

Lindsay Graham? LOL.

In days gone by, weren’t the negotiations followed by the gathering of allies, then followed by the war? This time? Oy.

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

I think all interview intros should start like Face the Nation's.

"Americans think you suck Can you prove otherwise?"

motmelere's avatar

My feed on FB was choked by bots and pundits trying to sell the pool vandalism story; they seem to be cranking the fascism up to eleven.

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

FB, never did it, never will.

Kay Ducky's avatar

I won't subject you to Godsmack, but they have a song called "Straight Out of Line" and that's been in my head a lot.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Zebra mussels like algae.

Don't even think of the unintended consequences, just DO it!

Bitter Scribe's avatar

OK, this is the fourth or fifth time I've seen that picture of the cheesy-looking incompetent pool guy with his arm around that girl with tits squashed into a tube top. Does she actually know him in some way, or is she just some random bimbo?

Gammarae's avatar

trying to figure out that top she's wearing--two of her fingers seem to disappear into it. looks like AI or something? was she wearing a burka before?

Jamoche's avatar

There’s something, maybe the lighting, that makes her look like a cardboard cutout.

Kay Ducky's avatar

Check under "E" in the Yellow Pages.

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

Hired gun, er, maybe holster.

Hank Napkin's avatar

You'll find that Mar A Lago bimbos are never random. Strict entry requirements.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Like being over 18.

Honest. For real.

Hank Napkin's avatar

These guys never get over being 18.

Sherry's avatar

These idiots wear me out. And I didn't watch Pirro but I presume that she was yelling as usual.

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

She must have been rushed putting in her eyes. %

Kay Ducky's avatar

I was talking to my mom, and she said "You're swearing in casual conversation, were you reading politics again?"

Whale Chowder's avatar

She didn't specifically call out Wonkette? Win!

Kay Ducky's avatar

Oh she knows about Wonkette. She's even coming to Saturday's meet!

Fool's avatar

I'm watching Boardwalk Empire, which apparently I never got very far into when it was fresh. John J Carfaro looks so much like Boardwalk Empire's depiction of '30s corrupt businessmen and politicians, it's like he's trying to audition for a new season.

Kay Ducky's avatar

That is such a stellar cast! Now I want to watch it again.