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Alaska to Feds: We don' need your steenking laws! Feds to Alaska: You don't need our dollars, either.

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How does one lead a group that refuses to be led?

You get behind them and start kicking their asses. Watch Obama over the next few months.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Now that you mention it, the more use my dick gets, the less time I spend at the shooting range. But let some dust gather on my Johnson, and I get all shooty.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

That letter writer lacks the panache of Louis CK in his use of n--- and c--- <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vj2iQSeboA">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

SullivanSt's avatar

Scary black men coming in the night for their women, of course, like it always is.

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Don't suppose you mentioned the part of a gun used for commencing the firing action? It shall not be named.

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Coloradoan more likely.

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<i>what the hell are you going to do with 100+ 30 round magazines? </i>

These are the same people who keep a 20-year collection of Playboy or Hustler mags in the basement. It's not a coincidence.

SullivanSt's avatar

Somebody learned all they know about black culture by watching <em>Malibu's Most Wanted</em>, I reckon.

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In his wingnut bubble universe, fostered by the likes of Faux News, BlightFart and Redstate, he's perfectly average.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Projection. It's always in season.

fuflans's avatar

fuck. now i need pizza.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Always nice to start the week on a bright, cheery note!