Good day, Wonketeers, and welcome to a new feature here on your favorite mommy blog: Our Cold Dead Hands, a roundup of important gun-related news and events. As you may have heard if you have not been in a coma in a cave on a distant planet, guns and gun violence have recently become a wee bit of an issue here in the Greatest Country in the History of the World™. We know it can be difficult keeping up with the multitude of important and insane stories unleashed by the terrible shooting in Newtown and El Presidente Obama’s subsequent dictatorial power grab wherein he suggested that our Congresspersons maybe, if it is not too much trouble and will not take too much time away from their busy daily schedule of being a bunch of useless dicks, pretty please think about doing something like write some gun control laws he can sign. His autopen, it is lonely and rarely used because, as mentioned, our legislators are a bunch of useless dicks.
Now that you mention it, the more use my dick gets, the less time I spend at the shooting range. But let some dust gather on my Johnson, and I get all shooty.
Alaska to Feds: We don' need your steenking laws! Feds to Alaska: You don't need our dollars, either.
First they came for the 4473 forms, and I said nothing. The end.
Projection. The other white bleat.
How does one lead a group that refuses to be led?
You get behind them and start kicking their asses. Watch Obama over the next few months.
Now that you mention it, the more use my dick gets, the less time I spend at the shooting range. But let some dust gather on my Johnson, and I get all shooty.
That letter writer lacks the panache of Louis CK in his use of n--- and c--- <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vj2iQSeboA">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Scary black men coming in the night for their women, of course, like it always is.
Don&#039;t suppose you mentioned the part of a gun used for commencing the firing action? It shall not be named.
Coloradoan more likely.
<i>what the hell are you going to do with 100+ 30 round magazines? </i>
These are the same people who keep a 20-year collection of Playboy or Hustler mags in the basement. It&#039;s not a coincidence.
Somebody learned all they know about black culture by watching <em>Malibu&#039;s Most Wanted</em>, I reckon.
In his wingnut bubble universe, fostered by the likes of Faux News, BlightFart and Redstate, he&#039;s perfectly average.
Actually, his middle name is Aint.
Projection. It&#039;s always in season.
fuck. now i need pizza.
Always nice to start the week on a bright, cheery note!