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Smith & Wesson in partnership with Busch Beer introduce "Impaired Judgment" The first-ever Revolver with a built-in bottle opener.

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In a short while my local symphony will perform Beethoven's Fifth Symphony.

Yes, it's a warhorse. But in my many years of going to classical concerts, this will be only the third time I've heard it live. I'm ready.

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โ€˜๐ˆ๐ญ ๐ก๐š๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž ๐จ๐ง ๐ข๐ญ, ๐›๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ˆ ๐๐จ๐งโ€™๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค ๐ข๐ญโ€™๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎโ€™: ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐€๐ˆ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ๐จ๐ง๐š๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง ๐’๐ฉ๐จ๐ญ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ฒ

๐น๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘ข๐‘‘๐‘ข๐‘™๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก ๐‘š๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘–๐‘ ๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘š๐‘  โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ฃ๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘๐‘’๐‘’๐‘› ๐‘Ž ๐‘ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘”๐‘’ ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฆ, ๐‘๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘’๐‘ฅ๐‘๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘ก๐‘  ๐‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘ฆ ๐‘”๐‘’๐‘›๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’ ๐ด๐ผ โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘ ๐‘ข๐‘๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘”๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘–๐‘ก

Jason Moran, a renowned jazz composer and pianist, got a strange call from a friend last month. The friend, bassist Burniss Earl Travis, was curious about Moranโ€™s new record that he saw on the music streaming service Spotify.

โ€œIt has your name on it,โ€ Travis told him. โ€œBut I donโ€™t think itโ€™s you.โ€

Moran said he doesnโ€™t use Spotify or put his music on the platform, preferring only to use the site Bandcamp, so this didnโ€™t track. After some investigating, he found an artist profile bearing his name on Spotify, which was populated with albums from his former label, Blue Note Records, which owns the rights to his early music. There he saw a new EP titled For You. Its album cover was done in a moody Japanese anime style and depicted a young woman sitting on the ground in the rain. He gave it a listen.

โ€œThereโ€™s not even a piano player on this whole damn record,โ€ Moran said with a laugh. He described the music as indie pop, saying: โ€œIt wasnโ€™t even remotely close to anything I would make.โ€ He set out to get the fake album taken down.

Moran is among a growing number of musicians who have been targeted on music streaming platforms by what appear to be AI bots masquerading as the real artists. Itโ€™s happened to at least a dozen famous jazz musicians, indie rock artists and even the rapper Drake. For the musicians having to deal with the deluge of AI slop, itโ€™s frustrating, Moran said. The feeling is also surreal.

Spotify has acknowledged the problem and the extent of AI slop on its platform, revealing last September that it had removed more than 75m โ€œspammy tracksโ€ over the previous 12 months. At that time, the company also said it was strengthening protections for musicians, including stronger rules around impersonation.

Last month, the company said in a blogpost that it was working on a new tool to โ€œgive artists more control over what shows up under their nameโ€ and that โ€œprotecting artist identityโ€ is a top priority. The tool would let artists review and then approve or decline releases before they go live on the platform.

After Travis tipped off Moran about the phony For You album, Moran posted a video about the debacle to his Instagram and Facebook feeds. He said a litany of artists reached out to him, saying they too had been victims of what appeared to be AI slop. Some of them said they had been dealing with it for years.

In the jazz genre alone, Moran said, impersonation by AI has struck pianist Benny Green, saxophonist Antonio Hart, drummer Nate Smith, the Australian band Hiatus Kaiyote and singers Dee Dee Bridgewater, Jazzmeia Horn and Freddy Cole, the brother of Nat King Cole.

Adam Berkowitz, a PhD candidate at the University of Alabama who studies AI and copyright law in the music industry, said it can be tricky for streaming services to automatically yank albums off their platforms over possible copyright or impersonation issues.

โ€œIt gets a little complicated because all of a sudden, the private sector is enforcing law. And thatโ€™s just not how itโ€™s supposed to be,โ€ Berkowitz said. โ€œIt is the courts that enforce law.โ€ While most artists, including Moran, have no intention of suing, itโ€™s clear the courts would have a hard time keeping up with the pace of these issues. Ultimately, Berkowitz said, the onus will probably remain on artists to police their profiles.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/apr/11/ai-impersonating-musicians-spotify

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Forget AI crowding out musicians and other artists. Now it's impersonating them BY NAME. That is fighting dirty.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

from a copyright law perspective, this is an unholy nightmare holy fuck!

Stulexington's avatar

Still waiting for AI to improve anything ever

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

My wonderful Congressman yesterday. (And this isn't in our district, BTW.)

Worst of the worst? Simply: Fuck no.

At least he wasn't assaulted/arrested/indicted by ICE/DOJ goons?

โ€ชRep. Jim McGovernโ€ฌ

โ€ช@repmcgovern.bsky.socialโ€ฌ

ยท 1d

I just conducted oversight of an ICE facility in Burlington. Many of the people being held there are NOT the worst of the worstโ€”theyโ€™re hardworking folks like Orlando, who simply want to support their family and give back to the community. Hereโ€™s a small part of his story.

https://bsky.app/profile/repmcgovern.bsky.social/post/3mj64s7cc3s2o

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Mueller, She Wrote

โ€ช@muellershewrote.comโ€ฌ

NEW: Statement from Swalwell's senior staffers: "We stand with our former colleague and the other women that have come forward. We believe you should stand with them, too."

Random's avatar

*steps in*

Well, that was an exhausting 9-5. And I get to do it all over again tomorrow. Blessedly, no 9-5s next week.

Marlon Again's avatar

What are you doing?

Random's avatar

Found another movie theater that was willing to take me in. Started last weekend. Commute's double that of the old one, but the working environment is much less stressful. And there's advancements there that weren't present at the old theater.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

yarrrr, laddie!

(how were the crowds?)

Random's avatar

Busy as Hell for the latest video game movie slop, Cap'n.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

good thing you can leave that behind for the meanwhile!

glad to have you back aboard!

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

AAARGH WHY IS THIS BEISBOL GAME ON FOX?

GET THIS BOW TIE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN!

Craig Nixon's avatar

Lo, hear the clarion call of [fukui] that heralds the onset of spring.

Fuck that guy. And I am as short as he is, for the same reason, too.

Tetman Callis's avatar

"You got sumpin' to say about my tie?"

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Never! He always looks handsome :)

Marlon Again's avatar

That boi has teh afternoon drowsies :)

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

That's a natty bow he's got there!

And he's using his bed.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

We found it on some box while cleaning up stuff. I put it on him, and he agreed to one picture.

TerseNurse's avatar

Well, it's because God hates you. I thought you knew that by now...

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I've not been particularly keen on God herself recently, so I guess it's mutual.

VasyaCognito's avatar

Monsters receive souvenir coin after committing depredations for Donnie.

Hunter Walker

โ€ช@hunterw.bsky.socialโ€ฌ

โ€œIt says โ€˜urban operations.โ€™ Thatโ€™s operations against American civilians. Theyโ€™re celebrating that,โ€ the worker said, adding, โ€œItโ€™s obscene. Itโ€™s wrong.โ€ talkingpointsmemo.com/news/staff-a...

https://bsky.app/profile/hunterw.bsky.social/post/3mjanpem57c2e

DaveB's avatar

Iโ€™m surprised they didnโ€™t go with โ€œOne nation, under god and under our heels.โ€

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Sick motherfuckers.

PropellerVigo's avatar

What is it with Nazis and challenge coins?

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Pfft. REAL he-men get a commemorative branding.

NatalyaResists's avatar

On their foreheads.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Circumstances continue to deteriorate.

These fuckers need to be cashed out and locked up for the duration.

good_duck's avatar

I'm good with their needing two.

Random's avatar

Makes it easier to ostracize and isolate the monsters.

Oy!'s avatar

"Texas Teacher Gets Probation & $1,000 Fine After Pleading Guilty to Sexual Relationships With Two Boys Under 17"

A wee double standard here . . .

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/texas-teacher-gets-probation-1-053844500.html

"Shelby Dawn Lashombe, who resigned from her teaching job at Valley Mills High School due to the allegations against her and voluntarily gave up her teaching certification, pleaded guilty Friday to the two counts in McLennan County, in front of 19th State District Judge Thomas West.

The prosecution recommended deferred probation for Lashombe, along with a $1,000 fine. The McLennan County District Attorneyโ€™s office agreed to dismiss two of the four charges against her, both for sexual assault of a child, which are second-degree felonies. The two second-degree felony charges of educator-student improper relationship carry a penalty of up to 20 years in prison."

๐•บ๐–“๐–™๐–๐–Š๐–”๐–™๐–๐–Š๐–—๐–๐–†๐–“๐–‰'s avatar

Thinking of the senior class, a month away from getting out of that cluster, having to deal with this shit.

GodDAMN these people.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Female teachers who have sex with underage boys receive wildly varying sentences in different jurisdictions.

paperlesstiger's avatar

the washington post op-ed page gets more horrifying every week

https://xcancel.com/NathanJRobinson/status/2042990295466275212#m

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Mexico is rolling out universal healthcare

SkeptiKC's avatar

The US now limps insolently far behind other democratic nations in regard to public health.

This will not end well.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

and yet it seems the US is, indeed, ending :/

SkeptiKC's avatar

There hasn't been anything approaching "united" around here for quite some time.

Dexter Mathorphan's avatar

To Vance, it's as easy as baseball. In exchange for opening the strait, we offer to hand over PAB and Kegsbreath for prosecution. If they balk, we throw in a second-level prick to be named later

clairence's avatar

Miller, without question

GH Swell's avatar

The whole cabinet in a crab bucket.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Give them every republican that spent the fourth of july in Moscow

Dirty Work's avatar

Seriously considering starting to drink and post.

checks fuckin notes ..

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

I did a workout and was going to go for a long walk, but the wind and rain just kicked up again, so Iโ€™m considering throwing some wine in the freezer so I can fuck with my liver and brain cells in 30-45 minutes. I tend towards unhealthy if I canโ€™t get my walkies in.

Dirty Work's avatar

Trained 13 miles a day for years to honor my USMC's Nov 10th birthday marathon run every year in DC. Sub 3 hour, top 10% of 10,000 bad motherfuckers. We smoked the fuck out of that late 70's dirt and drank Schiltz by the keg. Not coming down on either side of stupid yus talkin truth.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

It is against the law to post while intoxicated

Yopi's avatar

I had it backwards.

Dirty Work's avatar

I J-walked in 1983. So far so good.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Jayhawking is only legal in Kansas.

Dirty Work's avatar

A delima, a dichotomy. I mean how the fuck can I do this shit sober?

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

So weโ€™ve reached the point in the evening where we start quoting P!nk lyrics, I see.

Miss Grundy's avatar

From "Girl with the Dogs", Vanessa gives Tenzin, a Husky who likes to sing the song of his people and tried to launch himself from the grooming table, a spa day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R_ZinJC1ss

SkeptiKC's avatar

There is enough fur left over on the floor to cover another Husky.

Mysterysurf's avatar

"I have opinions about this!"

WTAXF- Fleshly Ecstasies ๐Ÿ˜‚'s avatar

This ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ’—

Fartknocker's avatar

I love her channel.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Tenzin is an absolutely gorgeous dog.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

OFFS

CNNโ€™s Smerconish Hits at Remove Trump Crowd in Lengthy Defense: โ€˜Madness IS the Methodโ€™

CNN host Michael Smerconish defended President Donald Trump against those calling for his removal from office via the 25th Amendment, arguing Trumpโ€™s critics donโ€™t understand he plays the โ€œmadman card in publicโ€ to keep foreign enemies on their toes, when in reality he is making rational decisions behind closed doors.

https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/cnns-smerconish-hits-at-remove-trump-crowd-in-lengthy-defense-madness-is-the-method/

Yopi's avatar

I quit CNN a couple of years ago completely, not even a second I have watched. I do switch to fox once in a while for a minute just to see, is hilarious sometimes. But CNN never.

MRK's avatar

I always suspected he was an idiot.

coco lurks from home's avatar

I hope they keep talking about it though - the more the media makes impeachment or the 25th a topic for discussion, the more paranoid the filth will become and the more he will haaaaate JD.

NatalyaResists's avatar

"Trumpโ€™s critics donโ€™t understand". But we do. We really do.

Alternative Dog's avatar

I challenge him to name three "rational decisions" since January 2025 that were not just undoing some insane shit he did earlier.

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

I challenge him to name three rational decisions since 2015 that heโ€™s made.

vorpal ๐Ÿšซโ™”'s avatar

Counterpoint: No.

And Smerconish is an idiot.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"when in reality he is making rational decisions behind closed doors"

but nobody has ever said that about him, ever. And if Mikey-boy actually believes that, he should smash his nutsack with a ball-peen hammer to make sure he can never have children.

feralboy12's avatar

Tell him it's looksmaxxing for your genitals.

CzechJournalists's avatar

this is pre-purchase C.N.N. (imagine James Earl Jones voice).

paperlesstiger's avatar

They do keep the rational parts well hidden, I must say.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Thatโ€™s some serious fucking sanewashed gaslighting.

Fartknocker's avatar

Quite a bit of discussion at the fire station about the Philadelphia parking garage collapse. Very rarely is the structure so unstable that they must demolish it so the loved ones bodies can be removed.