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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Cat food? Phhttt! I wish.

My cats eat McDonalds like the rest of America. I had to rename them Fat and Gassy.

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bobbert's avatar

Are you in another time-zone, or just up really late/early?

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bobbert's avatar

Go nuts?

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PsycWench's avatar

Could you work enough dog hair into a woven barrier to protect the economy, though? Because it sounds like cost-free options are the way to go.

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fuflans's avatar

ah fukui thank you! after this post, i was going to say "well good. i needed a reason to open a second bottle and blast the clash at my new grossly rich neighbors".

now i'm going to say "well good. i needed a reason to open a second bottle and blast the clash at my new grossly rich neighbors".

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Mahousu's avatar

<i>Jeffrey Lacker, president of the Federal Reserve Bank of Richmond, said workers in his region of the U.S. lacked the skills that employers were looking for</i>

In particular, the skill of working for $1.25 an hour with no benefits.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

At least not in this country.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That's funny...I refer to mine as a "Qualitative Easing".

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"I was young, drunk and experimenting! "

...and apparently throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

It'll be another year of giving everyone "artwork" for Christmas. Time to buy paper plates and Elmer's glue.

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The Quirk's avatar

An actual argument I read from Star Hope this Sunday.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...I remember the last time I was in Jackson's hole. I was young, drunk and experimenting!

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The Quirk's avatar

But, but-- if we don't spend money on clothing, then the stores and the textile workers and the freaking cotton growers --- AAIIIIEEEEE!

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The Quirk's avatar

You're damn right, they stink on ice.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Ayn Rand was an economist, right? Sociologist? No? Wait...she's been dead for 30 years?

Oh, well, why the fuck is anyone listening to her?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

A really awesome one built at 1/3 the cost using cheap American labor.

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