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SullivanSt's avatar

That's because there's no shame in ass-fucking, of course!

bobbert's avatar

And YOU get an internet! And YOU get an Internet!

bobbert's avatar

And he reasons like Joe McCarthy.

fuflans's avatar

i don't believe in arbitrary contests that pit people of good will against each other as they reduce the human impulse to shallow randian equations of 'win' vs. 'lose'.

also, i don't have any ideas.

Vienna Woods's avatar

On the other hand, we have been hit by deer twice while driving innocently down the road, so, please, feel free to cull the herd.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It would be irresponsible not to <strike>speculate</strike> copulate.

--Paul Ryan

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Wish you were here!"

Paul Ryan, to ALL old people

SullivanSt's avatar

Ah, so <em>that's</em> why it always had that deer-in-the-headlights thing going.

SullivanSt's avatar

Although her saying that does kind of explain Ryan's hardcore climate denialism, don't you think?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"Ryan takes the VP slot from Caribou Barbie."

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Paul Ryan: Protecting the sanctity of god-given life since ... um, what's the date of this picture?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"The old ones have to be culled or they're too much of a drain on the population. Support the Ryan Plan for Medicare and Social Security today!"

Fartknocker's avatar

I prefer the Wonkette inspired statement: Get this deer a <i> book of Health Stamps</i>!

TundraGrifter's avatar

Dick Cheney doesn't hunt white tails - he's strictly after unicorns.