Hey y'all, it's not that you didn't do a swell job on yesterday's caption contest, except that you kind of didn't. But we didn't either, so who can blame you! Let us try again. Here is Paul Ryan, with something that he presumably murdered. That should be easier, don't you think? Have at it. [
i don't believe in arbitrary contests that pit people of good will against each other as they reduce the human impulse to shallow randian equations of 'win' vs. 'lose'.
"The old ones have to be culled or they're too much of a drain on the population. Support the Ryan Plan for Medicare and Social Security today!"
That's because there's no shame in ass-fucking, of course!
And YOU get an internet! And YOU get an Internet!
And he reasons like Joe McCarthy.
i don't believe in arbitrary contests that pit people of good will against each other as they reduce the human impulse to shallow randian equations of 'win' vs. 'lose'.
also, i don't have any ideas.
On the other hand, we have been hit by deer twice while driving innocently down the road, so, please, feel free to cull the herd.
It would be irresponsible not to <strike>speculate</strike> copulate.
--Paul Ryan
&quot;Wish you were here!&quot;
Paul Ryan, to ALL old people
Ah, so <em>that&#039;s</em> why it always had that deer-in-the-headlights thing going.
Yet.
Although her saying that does kind of explain Ryan&#039;s hardcore climate denialism, don&#039;t you think?
&quot;Ryan takes the VP slot from Caribou Barbie.&quot;
Paul Ryan: Protecting the sanctity of god-given life since ... um, what&#039;s the date of this picture?
Paul Ryan, posing with his budget.
&quot;The old ones have to be culled or they&#039;re too much of a drain on the population. Support the Ryan Plan for Medicare and Social Security today!&quot;
I prefer the Wonkette inspired statement: Get this deer a <i> book of Health Stamps</i>!
Dick Cheney doesn&#039;t hunt white tails - he&#039;s strictly after unicorns.