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SullivanSt's avatar

That's because there's no shame in ass-fucking, of course!

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bobbert's avatar

And YOU get an internet! And YOU get an Internet!

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bobbert's avatar

And he reasons like Joe McCarthy.

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fuflans's avatar

i don't believe in arbitrary contests that pit people of good will against each other as they reduce the human impulse to shallow randian equations of 'win' vs. 'lose'.

also, i don't have any ideas.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

On the other hand, we have been hit by deer twice while driving innocently down the road, so, please, feel free to cull the herd.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It would be irresponsible not to <strike>speculate</strike> copulate.

--Paul Ryan

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Wish you were here!"

Paul Ryan, to ALL old people

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SullivanSt's avatar

Ah, so <em>that's</em> why it always had that deer-in-the-headlights thing going.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yet.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Although her saying that does kind of explain Ryan's hardcore climate denialism, don't you think?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"Ryan takes the VP slot from Caribou Barbie."

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Paul Ryan: Protecting the sanctity of god-given life since ... um, what's the date of this picture?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Paul Ryan, posing with his budget.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"The old ones have to be culled or they're too much of a drain on the population. Support the Ryan Plan for Medicare and Social Security today!"

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Fartknocker's avatar

I prefer the Wonkette inspired statement: Get this deer a <i> book of Health Stamps</i>!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Dick Cheney doesn't hunt white tails - he's strictly after unicorns.

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