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fuflans's avatar

widestance husband.

oh.

tears and love and kisses.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I feel terrible for doing that to the dog. Don't let him ever see it, OK?

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PsycWench's avatar

If you mean the 20-year mark, the best advice I can give is to always treat each other with respect, even when you are furious with the other and you want to call him a name or say something that will get to him.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Hell, I'm straight and I'd consider ghey marrying just for that

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm pretty sure Marco Polo is Jim Hoft's screen name. He hates everyone and poops on command, so it's got to be him

BTW, congrats to you both!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

seen on a T-shirt: Whenever you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I think the word we're both looking for is "constantly", at least of the verbal sort

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bobbert's avatar

Congratulations and best wishes to the happy couple (that's y'all). I have no Blingee skillz, so good wishes are all I got.

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bobbert's avatar

Twenty-six years ago, at the explicit direction of my bride, I was married in a white tailsuit, while my groomsmen were in seersucker tuxedos. They said it was pretty comfy.

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PsycWench's avatar

PsycWench and fam were at a same-sex wedding between women a few weeks ago, so that the glue dissolving traditional marriage could go ahead and start softening up. BTW Mr. PW and I are going to be celebrating 20 years of marriage in December. Having gay friends and going to a same-sex wedding has, surprisingly, produced this result: We can tell stories about our (gay) friends and their (gay) weddings. Period. Am I doing something wrong?

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Shypixel's avatar

Wow. How did you manage to get the Iranian Photoshop team to do a photo for Wonkette?

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PsycWench's avatar

I hate to tell Tony Perkins and Co this, but when I went to the Target registry to buy gifts for my friends, I discovered that there is no longer a "bride" and "groom" section to fill out; instead you just type in a name. Corporate America has seamlessly adjusted to same-sex marriage. Tony's side has decidedly lost.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I AM NOT A PARROT!!!1!

And congratulations.

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