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Painter of Goats's avatar

Don't coddle him.

Ikimizi's avatar

In 1975, the government of Australia shut down. The queen fired everyone. <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp...">http://www.washingtonpost.c...

Capt.Jim's avatar

Capture the lot of them what been fucktussling and send them to gitmo and let them fucktussle with the turrist what relax there for a while in that barrycade,tell em once they is re-elected then we can votes to shut it down

jqheywood's avatar

How about bitcoins? Asking for a friend....

Painter of Goats's avatar

Good? I'd say your quite eggceptional!

ValiumNation's avatar

I would suggest that hitting oneself in the face with a hammer is not nearly as effective as dragging ones face through a bag full of hammers!

TundraGrifter's avatar

Apparently you and I have two different understandings about "getting hammered."

Or, maybe not.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I'm going with Orange Judas because Boner has betrayed his country to keep his position as Speaker of the House. He could have made a stand for what is right and been remembered for doing the right thing.

Instead he decided to remain a little tin god on his little tin mountain.

Painter of Goats's avatar

Was thinking more along the lines of "OK, Boehner, bend over!"

But yours is good, too

Painter of Goats's avatar

Where did we put that hammer? I know where I'd <i>like</i> to put it.

schmannity's avatar

Chinese exceptionalism!

Paul MacDonald's avatar

I hate you Gary, you tool. I'd never clicked on "Dead Breitbart" before, but then I did, and the comments section drew me like a drug, and . . . give me the fucking hammer.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Fukuppy is not a Japanese mascot. Fukuppy is the definition of the Teahadist stranglehold on the whole country. We are completely fuk'upped.

schmannity's avatar

The government and economy are going to shut down like an imaginary Republican uterus.