Because we are terrible nerds, our mental health breaks from our day job on Tuesday consisted of scrolling through our Twitter feed looking for news about the impending debt default and occasionally hitting ourselves in the face with a hammer. Because holy sobbing Majority Leader was Tuesday ever nuts. Let us see if we can sum it up before we feel the need to pick up that hammer again and not stop with the hitting until we pass out.
Capture the lot of them what been fucktussling and send them to gitmo and let them fucktussle with the turrist what relax there for a while in that barrycade,tell em once they is re-elected then we can votes to shut it down
I'm going with Orange Judas because Boner has betrayed his country to keep his position as Speaker of the House. He could have made a stand for what is right and been remembered for doing the right thing.
Instead he decided to remain a little tin god on his little tin mountain.
I hate you Gary, you tool. I'd never clicked on "Dead Breitbart" before, but then I did, and the comments section drew me like a drug, and . . . give me the fucking hammer.
Don't coddle him.
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Capture the lot of them what been fucktussling and send them to gitmo and let them fucktussle with the turrist what relax there for a while in that barrycade,tell em once they is re-elected then we can votes to shut it down
How about bitcoins? Asking for a friend....
Good? I&#039;d say your quite eggceptional!
I would suggest that hitting oneself in the face with a hammer is not nearly as effective as dragging ones face through a bag full of hammers!
Apparently you and I have two different understandings about &quot;getting hammered.&quot;
Or, maybe not.
I&#039;m going with Orange Judas because Boner has betrayed his country to keep his position as Speaker of the House. He could have made a stand for what is right and been remembered for doing the right thing.
Instead he decided to remain a little tin god on his little tin mountain.
Was thinking more along the lines of &quot;OK, Boehner, bend over!&quot;
But yours is good, too
Where did we put that hammer? I know where I&#039;d <i>like</i> to put it.
Chinese exceptionalism!
I hate you Gary, you tool. I&#039;d never clicked on &quot;Dead Breitbart&quot; before, but then I did, and the comments section drew me like a drug, and . . . give me the fucking hammer.
Miley?
Fukuppy is not a Japanese mascot. Fukuppy is the definition of the Teahadist stranglehold on the whole country. We are completely fuk&#039;upped.
The government and economy are going to shut down like an imaginary Republican uterus.