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Senior Pastor Frederick Haynes III, of the Friendship West Baptist Church in Dallas, Texas, do you maybe have some thoughts on President Barack Gaybama's personal statement of support for homosexual marriage from a week or seven back? Would you perhaps care to TESTIFY? And would you, Wonket brothers and sisters, actually like to start your morning in a nice way instead of on your usual breakfast of bile and rage?
Here, fellows, have some fellowship. We will return to our coverage of the usual horrors shortly.
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Your Morning Nice-Time Gospel: Sing Out Brothers And Sisters, Testify, Amen
mr fuflans was just telling me last night that he will never get married b/c of his terrible experience with southern church ladies (mr fuflans is from GA).
and then he proceeded to tell me terribly rude stories about terrible southern church ladies.
huh. who knew leadership could lead to, you know, change and results and stuff.