Senior Pastor Frederick Haynes III, of the Friendship West Baptist Church in Dallas, Texas, do you maybe have some thoughts on President Barack Gaybama's personal statement of support for homosexual marriage from a week or seven back?
mr fuflans was just telling me last night that he will never get married b/c of his terrible experience with southern church ladies (mr fuflans is from GA).
and then he proceeded to tell me terribly rude stories about terrible southern church ladies.
Jesus never said homosexuality was wrong. In fact, he hung out with 12 apostles who loved him. And he loved them back. Then he drew them closer, saying "You want God to love you, amirite?"
I first visited a Catholic Church with grade schools friends after they started using Engish instead of Latin in the mass. It really lost something once you could understand what was being said.
32. A man has 3 wives and 1 concubine. He wants to marry the concubine but 1 of the wives object. How many stones does he need to kill the wife? A. 3 B. 1, but it may be reused C. none, the concubine must do the stoning D. 2, 'cause a real man always has two giant stones ... badda bing
mr fuflans was just telling me last night that he will never get married b/c of his terrible experience with southern church ladies (mr fuflans is from GA).
and then he proceeded to tell me terribly rude stories about terrible southern church ladies.
huh. who knew leadership could lead to, you know, change and results and stuff.
E. All of the above, Katie.
Ramen!
Kinda nice to see a religious leader talking to his flock as if they were grownups.
Did the church serve strudel and pie after Mass on Sundays?
Worse: a Muslin.
Dang, Barb, what kinda coffee do you drink. I need some.
He nailed the verbal test, but the math test nailed him.
Upon this Rock, they built a church.
Jesus never said homosexuality was wrong. In fact, he hung out with 12 apostles who loved him. And he loved them back. Then he drew them closer, saying "You want God to love you, amirite?"
The days before carpentry unions.
I first visited a Catholic Church with grade schools friends after they started using Engish instead of Latin in the mass. It really lost something once you could understand what was being said.
32. A man has 3 wives and 1 concubine. He wants to marry the concubine but 1 of the wives object. How many stones does he need to kill the wife? A. 3 B. 1, but it may be reused C. none, the concubine must do the stoning D. 2, 'cause a real man always has two giant stones ... badda bing