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These DeepState Eeleeets and their refrigerated hoarding makes me mad. First it was Pelosi with freezers full of high-falootin' ice cream and now this guy. Reefers full of beans that don't love our president.

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Funny how all this only comes out when there's a good certainty Trump will lose and this Taylor guy will be out of a job.

I mean sure, great to hear stories that confirm what we already know about Trump's complete irredeemability, but this across less "ringing the alarm bell of democracy" than "jumping ship before I go down with it." And years from now this guy will be like every other enabling asshole: "Trump who?"

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$78 billion? The Department of Defense loses that in a week.

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Vote or die? Seems like a pretty easy choice.

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So he was playing for the other team. And this guy continued to kiss his fat ass for how long?

I wonder if this guy was one of the officials in the room who raised his hand to vote for separating kids from their parents. NBC said the only objections were for logistical reasons. No one objected for humane or ethical reasons

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Greenland GDP: roughly 2 billionPuerto Rico GDP: 100 billion

Art of the deal

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Irrelevant. He was just looking for a deal he could benefit personally from.

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He's perfectly willing to let ALL THOSE REPUBLICANS WHO VOTED FOR HIM in California lose their homes and end up on the streets. Because he's too fucking stupid to realize that CALIFORNIA HAS PLENTY OF REPUBLICANS. Christ, go fifty miles inland ANYWHERE in this state and you're in God's Country. How fucking moronic does he have to be that he doesn't realize that??

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Dude, he hasn't worked for Trump in a long while, so a job is not the issue. I guess you've never changed your mind about someone you thought was okay but turned out to be a raging asshole.

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Christ, he doesn't want Greenland for himself. He obviously wants it so he can hand it over to Putin. Oil rights. Putin's frantically trying to snatch up all the oil reserves he can because he's still stupidly obsessed with the idea of cornering the market.

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There’s also a huge radar base that we use to keep an eye out for Russian missiles (Sarah Palin can’t be on watch all the time) it’s our first line of missile defense against the Russians. Putin would love to see that scrapped like a common letter sorting machine

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Goya beans? Probably not.

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