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Lefty Mark's avatar

Tomes' No Alien Lizard People in My Pants Bill is working its way through committee even as we speak.

The Quirk's avatar

I originally read it as "Jim Jones" -- you know, the OTHER guy in the grip of a dangerous cult.

chicken thief's avatar

Just tell Tomes that 87.6% of 'alcohol abusers' in Indiana are blah. He'll change his tune.

chicken thief's avatar

And that people give him shit about the terlit he pees in, also too.

chicken thief's avatar

Or maybe.... just spit balling here.... Jim Tomes is a drunk tranny that doesn't like to walk. (See Parapetic Paltroon's post above.)

chicken thief's avatar

Ya'll misspelled the city Tomes represents: it's 'Wadsville' named after Dick Wad and the current residents seem to be living up to the name.

Kip TW's avatar

He's keeping the promise the Founding Founders made in the Declaration of Constitutions: "A Well-Lubricated Militia"!

Kip TW's avatar

Oh boy! I get to use this photo from my old neighborhood again.

Queen Méabh's avatar

Very good! I am too literary and was thinking of Henry Fielding's novel, while you were more grounded in reality.

Frank Smith's avatar

I looked up the Bundy genealogy recently, and you'll never guess where they went after they lived in North Carolina. Well, maybe you will....

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I was thinking of the Welsh crooner.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

How about a rebate and a coupon for 10% off the next box of ammo?

Frank Smith's avatar

Sounds like late onset dyslexia, not to be confused with date onset dysexia.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

His story sounds so specific that it is most likely autobiographical.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

It's up to you, meth heads.

Frank Smith's avatar

You ain't got the gun yet, Dr. Relativity.