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I think you mean WARBLOG.

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They really, really want there to have been WMDs in Iraq, don't they? And if they have to go into Syria to find them, that's what they'll do. And then Iran. And then...

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The moderate Muslin dude what is playing Jeparody should run for little Joanny Boners seat

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this.

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Better yet, "U-S-A! U-S-A!..." because Best Cheer Of All.

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It was the work of aliens. Now I'm off to get fitted for my Ph.D.

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No, warthog.

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That was the Tabilan, wasn't it?

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Darn you.

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Even when it's not a lie, it's still wrong.

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In the form of a question, so win.

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How about if we bomb Gohmert?

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Derp and Shoulders

full flake formula

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Is crashing your plane a tactic or a strategy?

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More often than anyone else, in fact.

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