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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I think you mean WARBLOG.

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Ikimizi's avatar

They really, really want there to have been WMDs in Iraq, don't they? And if they have to go into Syria to find them, that's what they'll do. And then Iran. And then...

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Capt.Jim's avatar

The moderate Muslin dude what is playing Jeparody should run for little Joanny Boners seat

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fuflans's avatar

this.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Better yet, "U-S-A! U-S-A!..." because Best Cheer Of All.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

It was the work of aliens. Now I'm off to get fitted for my Ph.D.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

No, warthog.

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bobbert's avatar

That was the Tabilan, wasn't it?

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bobbert's avatar

Darn you.

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bobbert's avatar

Even when it's not a lie, it's still wrong.

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bobbert's avatar

In the form of a question, so win.

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bobbert's avatar

How about if we bomb Gohmert?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

AOT, K

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Derp and Shoulders

full flake formula

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SullivanSt's avatar

Is crashing your plane a tactic or a strategy?

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SullivanSt's avatar

More often than anyone else, in fact.

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