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Martha Howell's avatar

Change it to Mart and it's Billy Bob's 24 hr Ba-BAM!

josephebacon's avatar

Awwwwwwww. Pity Party Time for Captain Underpants!

NEWS: The U.S. Supreme Court has declined to hear Alan Dershowitz’s appeal seeking to revive his defamation lawsuit against CNN, leaving in place lower court rulings against him.

https://bsky.app/profile/meidastouch.com/post/3mpgnngclfc2u

Someone get him a plate of pierogis...🤣

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Anyone with a few hundred bucks can have SCOTUS “refuse to hear their case.” It sounds impressive to the uninitiated.

goCatgo's avatar
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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ For Captain Underpants!

paperlesstiger's avatar

Megyn Kelly is excited that she can do the 'go back to Africa' shtick now. Just say Haiti instead of Africa.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

So why not provide both sides by pairing Markwayne with Luigi Mangione?

Luigi is still innocent until proven guilty and Markwayne is still Markwayne so the discussion should be elevated and elegant.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Let them hunt each other on pay per view with the winner getting to decide Immigration Status!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. I won't watch any of the videos you posted. It's my birthday and I just want nice times.

Babe Paley's avatar

Happy birthday to you, my friend!

"M"'s avatar

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G-7 in Space's avatar

Happy Birthday dear Zy! You and Mecca provide inspiration for me every day!

Slava Ukraini...

Sojourner44's avatar

Softball question: Marshall defines fraud as whenever a Democrat wins.

Enter Ranting's avatar

It amazes me that a Democrat win is fraud, but a Republican win is legitimate, on THE SAME BALLOT.

"M"'s avatar

Yes

And actually -- whenever this topic comes up, the whole issue ought to get framed exactly like that

No less than Thomas Massie *did* frame it like that

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mp72zeb6oa2h

https://bsky.app/profile/demguardrails.bsky.social/post/3mp6nvb4pbk26

... and I find myself wondering how long it's going to take Democratic "leadership" in charge of messaging to pick that ball up and RUN with it

... as well as flabbergasted that there seems to be enough "lackadaisy" in the party that they actually had to have someone do it FOR them / us

Martha Howell's avatar

Like Tapper couldn't have just come back and said, "So the administration's position is that being at risk for murder, assault, tape, and robbery is OK as long as these people aren't US citizens?" <pregnant silence or damping response> "Many of these displaced people, particularly the Haitians, are filling vital roles in our health care system in personal care, positions that the system is struggling to fill. How does the administration intend to support the seniors and disabled people who are losing vital carers?"

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

He can't respond because he knows it would be used against him in court.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Could also have used "So the administration's position is that being at risk for murder, assault, tape, and robbery is OK as long as these people aren't white?"

Martha Howell's avatar

I can't even pretend to give that much credit to Tapper 😄

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

These news shows need to start providing booster seats for Markwayne.

It is kinda distracting to see his shoulders level with the table and makes it hard to understand him.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Mid-day nice times: Morning Kitten ... https://bsky.app/profile/democratcats.bsky.social/post/3mpggmrlu522t

𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗕𝘆 𝗢𝗻𝗲, 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆’𝗿𝗲 𝗚𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗼𝘄𝗻: 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽’𝘀 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗔𝗱𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘀 𝗚𝘂𝗶𝗹𝘁𝘆, 𝗛𝗶𝘀 𝗩𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝗟𝗼𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗔𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗔 𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘂𝗽𝘁: 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗜𝘀 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴

Plus, a million families win big

https://www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/one-by-one-theyre-going-down-trumps?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=392745&post_id=204127363&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=3i9ct&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email

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Just look at the fuckalump. Nothing behind the eyes. Looking dumber than a fucking box of pubic hair that Jizzy Divan leaves behind after powerfucking a sofa.

https://substack.com/@thesourgrrl/note/c-284896254

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Supreme Court Lets $5 Million Sex Abuse Verdict Against Trump Stand

President Trump had asked the justices to intervene after a jury found that he had sexually abused and defamed the writer E. Jean Carroll.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/29/us/politics/supreme-court-trump-sexual-assault.html?unlocked_article_code=1.t1A.KEHs.AdDhBCyKmzmZ&smid=url-share

Noma Larkey's avatar

I'm surprised the usual taint-lickers on the Extreme Court didn't rule in the felon's favor.

Resource NW's avatar

It is not their money, so no biggie.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

OT: American entrepreneur attacked in Hong Kong.

That's it, nothing else to see here....

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American attacked in Wan Chai is influencer Dick Gay of ‘Sperm Racing’; discharged, suspects at large

https://www.dimsumdaily.hk/american-attacked-in-wan-chai-is-influencer-dick-gay-of-sperm-racing-discharged-suspects-at-large/

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He added that he was in Hong Kong on a scouting trip for venues to host events linked to “Sperm Racing,” a venture-backed competitive concept that gamifies male fertility by tracking sperm cells on microfluidic courses with live broadcast, commentary and leaderboards—an initiative he says aims to reduce stigma and raise awareness about declining global sperm counts among younger audiences.

https://bsky.app/profile/actualnames.bsky.social/post/3mpgr7ksdqc2u

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

The Circle Jerk Of Tomorrow!

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

The one good thing about sperm racing is that the courses don't take up much real estate.

goCatgo's avatar

There is a girl on Youtube dressed up as one and does a parody of them.

Different things.

One is she's running down a dark hallway, then a bright light comes on and there

is a giant glass of water flooding the hallway. She says "Oh, shit, not again!"

goCatgo's avatar

They thought of cockroaches at first, but then said "Hey! How about real cocks ?"

Carstonio's avatar

That’s not an Onion parody??? At least the cells don’t have NASCAR sponsor logos.

goCatgo's avatar

Not yet. They may have to abbreviate Billy Bob's 24 Hour Bait, Beer and Ammo Shops.

EyeQueue's avatar

It's disgusting what the culture has become. And LOOK AT HIM! A fucking muppet!

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Overgrown boys who want to be cheered for playing with their dingdongs.

EyeQueue's avatar

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EyeQueue's avatar

Look at that little fucking malevolent muppet? He should never know the touch of a woman if there were any justice in this world.

EyeQueue's avatar

Why do they care? They're not getting fucked right now anyway b/c most of the 2 youngest cohorts of women don't want anything to do with them.

Be fecund for your fleshlight, you fucking incel assholes.

goCatgo's avatar

I dunno what 'fecund' means. But it doesn't sound good.

EyeQueue's avatar

Number of sperm cells they have.

Stulexington's avatar

"He added that he was in Hong Kong on a scouting trip for venues to host events linked to “Sperm Racing,”"

Has he tried the 4 seasons? They'll be able to landscape the racing surface.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

"It's like Formula One racing, but with sperm!"

goCatgo's avatar

Do they put the "metal to the pedal" ? I bet that would hurt.

Stulexington's avatar

So formula 44 racing? (one of Cobert's bits.)

EyeQueue's avatar

More sad incel bullshit.

Cut them out of the fucking gene pool, period.

Kay Ducky's avatar

Should have just interviewed the pond scum.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

But they're members of Algae Qaeda!

Craig Nixon's avatar

Donald Trump is celebrating the win the supreme court handed him in allowing him to fire independent officials. He posted on Truth Social:

𝐵𝐼𝐺 𝑊𝐼𝑁 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑔𝑜 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑢𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑒 𝐶𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑡, 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐶𝑎𝑠𝑒, 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑃𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝐶𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝐸𝑥𝑒𝑐𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝐵𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑐ℎ 𝑂𝑓𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐴𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑦 𝐴𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑒𝑠, 𝑜𝑟 𝑅𝑒𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠, 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝐴𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑙𝑒 𝐼𝐼. 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝐷𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑏𝑦 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠, 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 1930𝑠. 𝐼𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑛 𝐻𝑜𝑛𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝐻𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑐 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑈𝑛𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑅𝑢𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑃𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑠. [Guardian live feed]

goCatgo's avatar

🙋🏻‍♂️ Did anyone here take Poli Sci? Does anyone know if cults can run governments?

I guess we're gonna find out.

EyeQueue's avatar

It goes beyond the cult.

This is all about the billionaires bleeding the country dry and then leaving us with the husk. He is their instrument.

This won't stop when he goes away, IMO.

SkeptiKC's avatar

[seethes in increasingly aggressive RAGE]

Coleman's avatar

NO way he actually wrote that himself

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Cut and paste from Project 2025, probably.

EyeQueue's avatar

Good. Let it bite them in the ass when a Dem gets in next. FIRE ALL STINKING SHITBAG REPUBLICANS!

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

"This is a test to determine whether we'll let you keep your job. First question: who won the election in 2020?"

"Well, you see, it's compli...."

"NEXT!"

Kay Ducky's avatar

I honestly don't know if there will be a working government in 25 months.

EyeQueue's avatar

I fear there won't be. I'm trying to stay optimistic but it's very hard.

Reader's avatar

The good thing is the way the DNC is "waging war" against DSA instead of GOP.

paperlesstiger's avatar

Now that's a campaign slogan.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

all 250 of them had a good time. Well, I had a good time, too, staying away from that lame shit...

SkeptiKC's avatar
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He is a lying, malignantly narcissistic fucking [redacted].

Stulexington's avatar

Why actually do a good job when you can just endlessly claim you did a good job?

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

After all these years, I feel like a chump!

EyeQueue's avatar

We need to end this fucking guy.