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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Since CNN's about to be gobbled up by the Ellisons and Weissed-up, Jake should go out with a bang. Double-book every segment with a Republican and a Democrat. The first time the Republican refuses to answer a question, thank them, and go to the Democrat.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

If only Jake the Snake Tapper had that level of insight and integrity.

Hank Napkin's avatar

"You got War in my Peace!"

"You got Peace in my War!"

goCatgo's avatar

Peanut butter and Jelly.

Franks and beans.

Fisch n' Chips.

Politics and Corruption.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Would also have accepted "Ramma-lamma-lamma" and "ka-dingity-da-dinga-dong"

Mark Linimon's avatar

Or, "ooh, eee, ooh-ah-ha, ..."

Hank Napkin's avatar

"Goo-goo-uh joob!"

Erisian's avatar

"After Nobles stomped Marshall with citations from Heritage Foundation going back all the way to the 1980s"

Just using that bastion of fairness and liberalism, the Heritage Foundation, as a sound reference immediately made Sen Marshall's opinion null and void.

fnord

Hank Napkin's avatar

Anything with a "semiquin-" prefix, well, not sure I care.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Thank you, Franchesco. Lou is dead, but Lee Greenwood and Kid Rock and Vanilla Ice still cast shadows upon the grieving earth.

Martha Howell's avatar

Change it to Mart and it's Billy Bob's 24 hr Ba-BAM!

josephebacon's avatar

Awwwwwwww. Pity Party Time for Captain Underpants!

NEWS: The U.S. Supreme Court has declined to hear Alan Dershowitz’s appeal seeking to revive his defamation lawsuit against CNN, leaving in place lower court rulings against him.

https://bsky.app/profile/meidastouch.com/post/3mpgnngclfc2u

Someone get him a plate of pierogis...🤣

Whale Chowder's avatar

No pierogis for him!

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Anyone with a few hundred bucks can have SCOTUS “refuse to hear their case.” It sounds impressive to the uninitiated.

goCatgo's avatar

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ For Captain Underpants!

paperlesstiger's avatar

Megyn Kelly is excited that she can do the 'go back to Africa' shtick now. Just say Haiti instead of Africa.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

So why not provide both sides by pairing Markwayne with Luigi Mangione?

Luigi is still innocent until proven guilty and Markwayne is still Markwayne so the discussion should be elevated and elegant.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Let them hunt each other on pay per view with the winner getting to decide Immigration Status!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. I won't watch any of the videos you posted. It's my birthday and I just want nice times.

ziggywiggy's avatar

Happy Birthday Zyx!

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I'm a bit late to the party, but I hope it's a good one!

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Happiest of Birthdays to you!

Babe Paley's avatar

Happy birthday to you, my friend!

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G-7 in Space's avatar

Happy Birthday dear Zy! You and Mecca provide inspiration for me every day!

Slava Ukraini...

Sojourner44's avatar

Softball question: Marshall defines fraud as whenever a Democrat wins.

Enter Ranting's avatar

It amazes me that a Democrat win is fraud, but a Republican win is legitimate, on THE SAME BALLOT.

"M"'s avatar

Yes

And actually -- whenever this topic comes up, the whole issue ought to get framed exactly like that

No less than Thomas Massie *did* frame it like that

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mp72zeb6oa2h

https://bsky.app/profile/demguardrails.bsky.social/post/3mp6nvb4pbk26

... and I find myself wondering how long it's going to take Democratic "leadership" in charge of messaging to pick that ball up and RUN with it

... as well as flabbergasted that there seems to be enough "lackadaisy" in the party that they actually had to have someone do it FOR them / us

Martha Howell's avatar

Like Tapper couldn't have just come back and said, "So the administration's position is that being at risk for murder, assault, tape, and robbery is OK as long as these people aren't US citizens?" <pregnant silence or damping response> "Many of these displaced people, particularly the Haitians, are filling vital roles in our health care system in personal care, positions that the system is struggling to fill. How does the administration intend to support the seniors and disabled people who are losing vital carers?"

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

He can't respond because he knows it would be used against him in court.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Could also have used "So the administration's position is that being at risk for murder, assault, tape, and robbery is OK as long as these people aren't white?"

Martha Howell's avatar

I can't even pretend to give that much credit to Tapper 😄

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

These news shows need to start providing booster seats for Markwayne.

It is kinda distracting to see his shoulders level with the table and makes it hard to understand him.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Mid-day nice times: Morning Kitten ... https://bsky.app/profile/democratcats.bsky.social/post/3mpggmrlu522t

𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗕𝘆 𝗢𝗻𝗲, 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆’𝗿𝗲 𝗚𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗼𝘄𝗻: 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽’𝘀 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗔𝗱𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘀 𝗚𝘂𝗶𝗹𝘁𝘆, 𝗛𝗶𝘀 𝗩𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝗟𝗼𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗔𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗔 𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘂𝗽𝘁: 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗜𝘀 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴

Plus, a million families win big

https://www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/one-by-one-theyre-going-down-trumps?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=392745&post_id=204127363&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=3i9ct&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email

2Cats2Furious's avatar

I needed that kitten video, so thanks for that.