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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. Where's the vise that shaped Cotton's head?

Gammarae's avatar

CRUZ: I think it is very much in the interests of America to see regime change.

pretty sure some of our brainiacs thought that back in the 50's--how did that work out for us?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

And the oughts. Cheney and Rumsfeld liked that term.

Hey, kids! We're going to war for another two decades in another sandpit because it makes Republicans' wieners almost hard.

PropellerVigo's avatar

"defend our own people, to support Israel"

Gonna stop you right there. Those aren't _our_ people. They're Israel's. Allies, yes, but it's an important distinction that Republicans insist on misunderstanding.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If we've got to come to the aid of our allies with boots on the ground, I think Ukraine has first dibs.

DJ Teetop's avatar

I'm sure it's already in the thread, but it bears repeating: Fuck Ted Cruz

SLR LuckyChix's avatar

Regarding war: Republicans always get us in in Democrats always get us out.

Gammarae's avatar

and then the R's fuck up the withdrawal agreements so that the D's look like the idiots when they have to implement that crap.

DJ Teetop's avatar

This century, anyway

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

If Russia loses access to Iranian drones and missiles, expect to see the Pee Tapes!

Edith Prickly's avatar

Sigh, I’ll say it again. When Rand Paul is the voice of reason…

42tontom's avatar

AHEM Operation Iraqi Liberation

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

"Operation Iraqi Freedom, but replacing Iraq with Iran this time"

We also replaced Iraq with Iran last time. Iraq is now a Shia country.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Did Rand get a new hairdresser? Is he borrowing Kegbreath's hairdresser now?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Does Kegs strike you as the sharing type?

Liminal's avatar

> CRUZ: I think it is very much in the interests of America to see regime change.

Because that always ends well

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

For the US? I'd be inclined to agree.

42tontom's avatar

In Texas? Fuck yes

Dotty's avatar

Maybe a antibiotic should have been administered in the last couple of days . That's truly what you need if it's infected too bad they can't pull it yet ?

M-X's avatar

Is this for me, Dotty? Thank you, my husband prescribed the antiobio last Friday, the infection is just too severe, it's unable to kill it. It's got to be pulled.

Dotty's avatar

Well then as Nike says just do it .. what a drag but you'll be so appreciative of getting it out youll be so much better immediately. Ins is the big problem for me .. and age . So sorry for you discomfort. Take care

M-X's avatar

Thanks again, the appt is Thursday :-)

I'm 60, btw.

Gammarae's avatar

then you're a mere child. :)

hang in there.

Lawyers, Guns 'n' Money's avatar

I'm skeptical about whatever Trump's, Bibi's or Khamenei's regimes say. Quite the quandary.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Being skeptical of those yahoos is not a bad thing.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

If Trump does start a war with Iran the media is going to cheerlead that shit on just like they did with Iraq.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

And all of those “Donald the Dove” think pieces about how he’s anti-war will go down the memory hole.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

All the flag wavers will be cumming in their pants.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

And all those young Republicans would be doing their country a disservice by leaving college and signing up. They are, after all, the future leaders of the country.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Based on Li'l Marco's performance as Secretary of State. Says it all.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT:

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗲𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗵𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗰𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀

𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜.𝘚. 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘺. 𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘸?

https://grist.org/energy/trump-quietly-shutters-the-only-federal-agency-that-investigates-industrial-chemical-explosions/

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Self-regulation" by the industry, of course!

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1!

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

I voted for Trump because he promised to put America first and get us out of the Democrat started forever wars. If he starts a war with Iran I will have no choice but to vote for him a third time!

/s

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Joke's on you--they already voted for him three times!

phantom_stranger's avatar

It's Obama's fault for making that stupid nuclear deal. That Iran was honoring.

TRICKSY HOBBITSES! WE HATES THEM!