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tehbaddr's avatar

Ummm, uhhhh.... Behngahzi!!!!11!!!!1111!!!!!!!

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tehbaddr's avatar

ISWYDT, well played.

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Invidosa's avatar

I have to wonder if mr. B.o.B. is mystified my magnets as well, i mean, fucking magnets! How do they work?

Also: Mormons? I mean, what? Oh Mormons! You don't know what you are missing out on here! I'll smuggle you a triple grande latte with classic syrup from Starbucks and you will see the entire world laid out before your feet. Your life will begin anew, and be filled with a joy you could have never imagined, when you join the espresso dark roast side

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JAWs's avatar

Er... I kinda get the feeling he was definitely "high enough."

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JAWs's avatar

Famed rocket scientist, Juggs Mcgee might have something to say about that.

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YourNameHere's avatar

I got into an argument with some of the flat earth people last weekend. I can't believe some of them can operate a computer.

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JAWs's avatar

I'm kinda annoyed though that Degrasse Tyson never told me that that stupid Nintendo robot had an even stupider inbred cousin.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

LOL. They still can't get the sun below the horizon, so they turn the sun into a "spotlight". The entire farce is an exercise in topology: rip the universe open at the south pole, stretch it out flat, and bend space so it all looks the same from earth. Mathematically, it sort of works, if you avoid space that's stretched to the breaking point near the South pole.That's why 12-hour flights from Australia to South America send them completely off the rails. https://www.metabunk.org/sk...At this point, they abandon "scientific" theory and resort to conspiracy theory.

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r m reddicks's avatar

Why would you ask.

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Eliot Ferrer's avatar

"Flat earth". It makes me legitimately sad that people can be so willfully, crassly and agressively ignorant. What the hell?

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Misty Malarky Ying Yang's avatar

Cruz REALLY looks like 'Punch' of Punch & Judy fame.

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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

I'm definitely forwarding this to She Who Controls Our Viewing.

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Brendan_M's avatar

He was just being strategic, it was obvious it wouldn't last. Like Trump saying he won't murder his political opponents.

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Brendan_M's avatar

http://genius.com/Bob-flatl...

Here are the annotated lyrics, if you don't believe me.

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Wee Mousie's avatar

That visual effect is known as being "hull down."

The mental perspicacity employed to make B.o.B.'s comment is known as "derp."

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