184 Comments

When I lived in San Marcos, it was us and Wimberly against the wall, but we were thoroughly weird and proudly loony left.

Expand full comment

I just think about how many former friends and acquaintances she dropped when she decided to embrace MAGA politics.

Expand full comment

Take the stairs up there, Don.

Expand full comment

Dripping Springs is now pretty much a continuation of South Austin now.

Expand full comment

Maybe you’d have read a book on how to run a better Ponzi scheme and wouldn’t be 9 billion in the hole 11 months after paying Larry David to be in a Super Bowl ad

Expand full comment

I'm moving to Portugal next month. They don't do prison for drug users. Just rehab.

Expand full comment

Oh boy, let him try that through EU employment laws, stuuuuupid fucker.

Expand full comment

I don't understand. Getting tough on crime has always worked so well in the past.

Expand full comment

and I don't think she would be welcome back in that social circleshe's kinda stuck with the Total Wack-A-Loon club, and she's a *rump endorsed loserbest for her to find a more toleRANT state to live in.

Expand full comment

Or a biography of Charles Ponzi, which might have helped him avoid some pitfalls....

Expand full comment

I kind of hope he's doing well. I'd never have picked him for any cabinet position, but he at least seemed to have a brain.

Expand full comment

The Republicans are losing because they didn't have enough flags on their pick-em-ups. Such a dumb mistake.

Expand full comment

Here in weird progressive Eugene we recognize that people have problems that aren't solved by going to jail.HERETIC!!https://media.giphy.com/med...

Expand full comment

“$50 fine and time served.”

Expand full comment

I’ll admit it: since I’ve never partaken, I didn’t get it until I read a few of the replies here.

Expand full comment