'Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes...' In the annals of American hucksterism, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Poutine) is a political Ron Popeil, albeit without the slicing and dicing. And now he has a fitting monument to his achievements -- a 5-dollar6-dollar coloring book
I remember when we had a Gypsy moth infestation and they ate up whole mountainsides of Liberty Trees and then pooped out Liberty all over the countryside.
<i>&quot;The Cruz to the Future book is a non-partisan, fact-driven view of how Texas Sen. Rafael Edward Ted Cruz became a U.S. senator and details, through his quotes and public information his ideas for what he believes will help America grow.&quot;</i>
[I&#039;ll be OK in a minute . . . just let me catch my breath...]
FFS, Texas, secede already, willya?
Uncle&#039;s friends are not sleeping well tonight...
never mind
Kim Jong Il just had his propaganda minister executed, for not thinking of this.
Does the inside cover bear the imprimatur of &quot;Poe&#039;s Law Publishing Corp.&quot;?
I remember when we had a Gypsy moth infestation and they ate up whole mountainsides of Liberty Trees and then pooped out Liberty all over the countryside.
Butterflies are not friends of Freedom, people!
<i>&quot;The Cruz to the Future book is a non-partisan, fact-driven view of how Texas Sen. Rafael Edward Ted Cruz became a U.S. senator and details, through his quotes and public information his ideas for what he believes will help America grow.&quot;</i>
[I&#039;ll be OK in a minute . . . just let me catch my breath...]
You&#039;re only allowed to color everything in back and white.
...and the Shrub Presidential Library. I hear the other two books in the Library have already been colored in.
Sarah Palin pop-up book?
You know that Jon Stewart just thanked God, again, for Teddy and the Teabaggers.
Good for him. May there not be too many more.
Oops . . . N. Korea&#039;s ills are too numerous to keep track of.
Cruz does have the <strike>aura</strike> stink of a man you&#039;d see sitting in a windowless van outside the elementary school.
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You left out &quot;...and without producing any useful product.&quot;