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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

FFS, Texas, secede already, willya?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Uncle's friends are not sleeping well tonight...

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sarafina's avatar

never mind

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Kim Jong Il just had his propaganda minister executed, for not thinking of this.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Does the inside cover bear the imprimatur of "Poe's Law Publishing Corp."?

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

I remember when we had a Gypsy moth infestation and they ate up whole mountainsides of Liberty Trees and then pooped out Liberty all over the countryside.

Butterflies are not friends of Freedom, people!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

<i>"The Cruz to the Future book is a non-partisan, fact-driven view of how Texas Sen. Rafael Edward Ted Cruz became a U.S. senator and details, through his quotes and public information his ideas for what he believes will help America grow."</i>

[I'll be OK in a minute . . . just let me catch my breath...]

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

You're only allowed to color everything in back and white.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

...and the Shrub Presidential Library. I hear the other two books in the Library have already been colored in.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Sarah Palin pop-up book?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

You know that Jon Stewart just thanked God, again, for Teddy and the Teabaggers.

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Lot_49's avatar

Good for him. May there not be too many more.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Oops . . . N. Korea's ills are too numerous to keep track of.

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Lot_49's avatar

Cruz does have the <strike>aura</strike> stink of a man you'd see sitting in a windowless van outside the elementary school.

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Lot_49's avatar

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Jared James's avatar

You left out "...and without producing any useful product."

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