We first spotted this story on World Nut Daily and thought to ourselves, oh Lord, the nuts already hate Magic for having the gay AIDS and for kicking Larry Bird’s ass up and down the court back in the '80s (the ring count stands forever at Magic: 5, Larry: 3, bitches). The scare quotes in the headline (Magic Johnson "Very Proud" of "Gay" Son - there, now you do not have to clicky clicky and give WND the traffic) betrayed the writer’s take already. Perhaps Special Jackhole Correspondent Chuck Norris had written the story and offered to roundhouse kick the gay right out of young EJ Johnson in exchange for floor seats for the Lakers’ inevitable first-round playoff flameout. What horrifying swill, what terrifying glimpse into the Dante poem that is the religious wingnut hive mind would reveal itself to us if we clicked this link?
You have to walk MILES for a Starbucks? Hell, we just walk across the damn street!
Something w/ a hatchback.
The hood of a Volkswagen is a whole nother story.
What???
I can't believe that WND allowed this story to crowd out a breaking birth certificate or Obama martial law story.
The questions remains: how are legislators in North Carolina going to react to this?