We first spotted this story on World Nut Daily and thought to ourselves, oh Lord, the nuts already hate Magic for having the gay AIDS and for kicking Larry Bird’s ass up and down the court back in the '80s (the ring count stands forever at Magic: 5, Larry: 3, bitches).
You have to walk MILES for a Starbucks? Hell, we just walk across the damn street!
Something w/ a hatchback.
The hood of a Volkswagen is a whole nother story.
What???
I can't believe that WND allowed this story to crowd out a breaking birth certificate or Obama martial law story.
The questions remains: how are legislators in North Carolina going to react to this?