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Vienna Woods's avatar

Our local paper several years ago featured a piece by a regular columnist, an elderly man who wrote about his daughter's wedding- to another woman. It was a beautiful, touching column and I'll bet more than few small-town heads exploded.

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fuflans's avatar

<i>is this just math you do as a Republican to make yourself feel better?</i>

hehehehee

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Fartknocker's avatar

The newspaper was going to lose those 15 customers because they all married their cousins or sisters, which to those folks was a big event.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Derp, derp, derp, TEH GHEYS!!1!, derp [click]

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as long as you don't cross your pony- NEVER cross your pony!!!

(sorry Dok, I left that one hanging as long as I could)

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Chris Grrr's avatar

<blockquote>However, any decent newspaper with a backbone can not base decisions on whether to cover a story based on whether the story will make people angry.</blockquote>

He'd never make it among the Beltway elite.

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Pookums's avatar

Can I vote for this guy somewhere? I mean, c'mon..

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Gotta love the backwards thinking of these rednecks "if we just don't talk about it, it doesn't exist" Good for Cegielski for rubbing their noses in it...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

did you forget to dot your pony?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Huzzah!_I'm going to gay marry my cat in honor the newlyweds.

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