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One Christmas Eve, we got four inches of snow in a very short time. The guy across the street got a snow blower for Christmas. He was out there Christmas afternoon, cleared out everybody on the block's drives and sidewalks.

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And how the Biden administration's failure to promulgate new 'swimming with concrete' safety measures constitutes yet another insurmountable obstacle for the aging president.

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Nemo jocus

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The socioeconomic status, aka SES, of the person has a direct bearing on their world view. The greater the discrepancy between haves and have-nots, the greater the decoherence of society. Both ends of the candle are burning and we traded the fire extinguisher for shiny things. https://journals.sagepub.co...

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Couldn't he just be visiting his aunt out of state?

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Since Boll Weevil went away.

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I don't care for open hamburgers. I like buns.

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You know now that you mention it...

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Happy New Year, Evan. You and the team helped make much of the shitty stuff this year, bearable.

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AND I DON'T WANNA DIE

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Heck with burgers, if I have to be in Michigan I'm getting pasties.

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So, you'd drive out of your way to get Dicks?

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I'll never have the bux to do it, but in my architectural fantasies, I design hotels in which 100% of the rooms are accessible. It just seems sensible, and remarkably, wonderfully spacious.

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just wanna ride my motor-cyyy

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