Only a few more hours until cherished Wisconsin krusher of collective action Scott Walker fends off some old liberal and destroys progressive politics forever! Or the old liberal pulls off the comeback upset of the decade and fends off Scott Walker and allows progressive politics to gradually stroll to its own destruction instead! Either way, the winner is clearly progressive politics. Huh? Here are some things that are happening in Wisconsin on this day, the day of St. Ronaldus Magnus Jr.'s recall election. (
Oh Lord Cheese Whiz! Do not be offended by these horrible blasphemes puns. These Libtards know not what they do.
CNN projects a Walker win. I have some relatives in Wisconsin that are going to be bummed out tonight. I think I&#039;ll break out a bottle of raspberry mead to ease the pain myself. Sigh.
All it took was some kitchen cabinets to send Gov. Rowland to jail in CT.
Hey, there&#039;s no vagina shots of Linkins on that site! Got any Pareene porn?
Rubbing Salt Into America&#039;s Wounds would be a great name for a band but will do as a slogan for Wonkette.
The drinking lamp has been illuminated in my house. We&#039;ll be settling in for an evening of MSNBC. Cheers fellow Wonketters.
And surprise, surprise, the GOP voted against the Equal Pay for Women bill. <a href="http://www.chron.com/news/a..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.chron.com/news/article/Senate-GOP-bloc...">http://www.chron.com/news/a...
<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/homosapiens.jpg" target="_blank">This.</a>
You know who else died on June 5th? Dee Dee Ramone, who wrote the song <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=HHfWMRWBxxg" target="_blank">Glad to See You Go</a>.
Even though they&#039;ve only ever seen one on that there teevee.
Republicans have a name for the fake robocalls: &quot;standard operating procedure&quot;.
They also have a name for the couple of nights you spend in prison on the very, very, very rare occasions you get caught: &quot;the cost of doing business&quot;.
PS. don&#039;t bother reading about algebraic topology, just make a friend in Minsk who has a friend in Pinsk whose friend in Omsk has friend in Tomsk with friend in Akmolinsk. Only be sure always to call it, please, &quot;research&quot;.
The fraud against voters started days ago.
Sounds like <em>someone</em> is having sexytime with a roadie. Or maybe just planning to?
<blockquote>and they are so much more sure than we can ever be</blockquote>
&quot;The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.&quot; -- the ever-quotable Bertrand Russell
Didn&#039;t he used to play second base for the Mets? Nifty glove but he hit about a buck fifty?