JB: Honey, I bought you something for Valentine’s Day! Wife: For me? JB Open it. Wife: Why, it’s a bag of shit! JB: But it is very good shit.
My grandparents did the same thing. I didn't realize he didn't actually live at her house until I was a little older. In their case, though, it was because my grandmother was a more-Catholic-than-the-Pope shrew.
Yeah, for a "stupid Flanders mare," Anne of Cleves sure made out like a bandit. Got to keep her head, a few swanky palaces, a big allowance, and was officially ranked third in the kingdom after Henry and his wife du jour.
Katherine Parr, though, I don't think had it too bad. By the time she married him, he probably couldn't even get it up, so she didn't have to deal with him pawing at her. All of Henry's kids were greatly fond of her. And once he died, she got to marry the man she loved. (Too bad he was a slimy fucker who tried to rub up on Elizabeth when she was about 13 while Katherine was pregnant for political advantage.)
People in normal occupations might find that the long-term cost of all the booze would be higher than the cost of a divorce. In Boner's case, the lobbyists don't pay for divorces.
Not everyone has the romantic style of George W. Bush who referred to his wife as 'the lump in the bed next to me".
Horrible little ratmonsters? Why, that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me today!
*hugs*
Also, counting down the days until his liver finally surrenders.
Sounds like someone's got a case of the sposedas
<a href="http:\/\/fal.net\/101\/hearts.html" target="_blank">Relevant</a>.
I&#039;m sure he has fallbacks for when the lobbyists aren&#039;t buying.
Meanwhile at the Boehner home&hellip;.
JB: Honey, I bought you something for Valentine&rsquo;s Day! Wife: For me? JB Open it. Wife: Why, it&rsquo;s a bag of shit! JB: But it is very good shit.
Well except for 1173-1189, when she was locked up by her husband.
Well, he broke one of Cambell, Connelly &amp; Woods&#039; commandments already (&quot;Don&#039;t tease her&quot;)
&quot;Yeah, well, you&#039;re just a... you&#039;re just a poopyhead!&quot;
Needz moar stench of malt liquor.
Maybe he wouldn&#039;t be such an ineffectual drunk if he got pegged every now and again. (Probably not.)
Is he ever sober?
My grandparents did the same thing. I didn&#039;t realize he didn&#039;t actually live at her house until I was a little older. In their case, though, it was because my grandmother was a more-Catholic-than-the-Pope shrew.
Yeah, for a &quot;stupid Flanders mare,&quot; Anne of Cleves sure made out like a bandit. Got to keep her head, a few swanky palaces, a big allowance, and was officially ranked third in the kingdom after Henry and his wife du jour.
Katherine Parr, though, I don&#039;t think had it too bad. By the time she married him, he probably couldn&#039;t even get it up, so she didn&#039;t have to deal with him pawing at her. All of Henry&#039;s kids were greatly fond of her. And once he died, she got to marry the man she loved. (Too bad he was a slimy fucker who tried to rub up on Elizabeth when she was about 13 while Katherine was pregnant for political advantage.)
People in normal occupations might find that the long-term cost of all the booze would be higher than the cost of a divorce. In Boner&#039;s case, the lobbyists don&#039;t pay for divorces.