We know you Wonkers are a persnickety lot, and man are you good at hate! But let's take a moment to give a Malbec-soaked shout-out to some people we hate while remembering their common humanity. Wait! Where'd you go??? First up, Mittens Romney and his wife, the Lady Egg, became grandparents again for the 20th time. Mazel tov, Mittens and Egg, and may all your grandchildren move to kibbutzes!
Happy Valentine's Day, Wonkers!! May you all find true love, (or at least true, toe-curling sex,) and may you NEVER pull the coconut one out of the big heart-shaped box of chocolates. And speaking of coconuts, fuck that crazy bitch Victoria Jackson.
the freeways are one of the few things they've gotten relatively right up there. Granted, they took the rest of the state's transportation funds to do it...
I'm hoping Anita and Rick Perry have a lousy Valentine dinner, Anita eats some bad shell fish and projectile shits on Rick while he's asleep in bed dreaming about goat fucking.
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So, that one Raven is a worse person than Dick Cheney?
OK, you&#039;re entitled to your opinion I guess.
Happy Valentine&#039;s Day, Wonkers!! May you all find true love, (or at least true, toe-curling sex,) and may you NEVER pull the coconut one out of the big heart-shaped box of chocolates. And speaking of coconuts, fuck that crazy bitch Victoria Jackson.
and right back at you. you always make me laugh.
true fact.
all of the above.
shameful.
tonight i am not drinking and today republicans were even more annoying than usual. so nope not gonna be nice to the other side.
but! i do sincerely hope all the wonkettes get exactly what their hearts desire this evening.
Haven&#039;t the Romney heard of birth control?
thank Cod for small favors
the freeways are one of the few things they&#039;ve gotten relatively right up there. Granted, they took the rest of the state&#039;s transportation funds to do it...
I&#039;m hoping Anita and Rick Perry have a lousy Valentine dinner, Anita eats some bad shell fish and projectile shits on Rick while he&#039;s asleep in bed dreaming about goat fucking.
Happy Saint Valentines Day everyone! I hope you all had a good massacre. Al would be proud...
Tanqueray FTW! Also too, I hope you told that Raven &quot;Nevermore&quot; as you failed him, just because...
Pix or GTFO!
And look what happened to him. Hoc esse tempus bibendi. Hic. Haec hoc.
mighty strange threesome there, Dok
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