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SullivanSt's avatar

So, that one Raven is a worse person than Dick Cheney?

OK, you're entitled to your opinion I guess.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Happy Valentine's Day, Wonkers!! May you all find true love, (or at least true, toe-curling sex,) and may you NEVER pull the coconut one out of the big heart-shaped box of chocolates. And speaking of coconuts, fuck that crazy bitch Victoria Jackson.

fuflans's avatar

and right back at you. you always make me laugh.

fuflans's avatar

true fact.

all of the above.

shameful.

fuflans's avatar

tonight i am not drinking and today republicans were even more annoying than usual. so nope not gonna be nice to the other side.

but! i do sincerely hope all the wonkettes get exactly what their hearts desire this evening.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Haven't the Romney heard of birth control?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

thank Cod for small favors

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the freeways are one of the few things they've gotten relatively right up there. Granted, they took the rest of the state's transportation funds to do it...

Fartknocker's avatar

I'm hoping Anita and Rick Perry have a lousy Valentine dinner, Anita eats some bad shell fish and projectile shits on Rick while he's asleep in bed dreaming about goat fucking.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Happy Saint Valentines Day everyone! I hope you all had a good massacre. Al would be proud...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Tanqueray FTW! Also too, I hope you told that Raven "Nevermore" as you failed him, just because...

FeloniousMonk's avatar

And look what happened to him. Hoc esse tempus bibendi. Hic. Haec hoc.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

mighty strange threesome there, Dok