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Shouldn't that be <i>Omnes sursum in vestri</i> <b>merda</b>?

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WTF? Is "pon pon pon" Japanese for "don't eat the brown acid?"

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"Hey, what about Paki lesbians whose brothers sing in boy bands?"

Wow...that sounds like the basis of an awesome porn flick.

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kind of like the tides- just too darned hard to cipher

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<i>the only opposition coming from the California Right to Life Committee</i>

They decided to go with "California Right to Life Committee" when their original name "Bigoted Mob" didn't do too well in the focus group.

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Don't all (white) babies kinda look like Jerry Brown already? They used to look like Eisenhower, but things change, I guess.

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Their blood was already boiling when the one who could read recited "sperm of their choice..."

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And somewhat lacking in the romance department.

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Tides go in, tides go out. Same thing with sex, things go in and out- that's all ya need to know. Also too, with both of these things it's a good idea to avoid the undertow...

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"Clean your weapon," you mean.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=2xwBJiKFygw" target="_blank">Wanda Sykes had a funny joke about this.</a> (Sorry, couldn't find video of the whole bit.)

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"Africa" turns out to be a very popular song in Africa, even though the writers and performers were American, and there is almost nothing in the song that is musically African.

I heard an amazing rendition of the song by a steel drum band from the University of Georgia a few years ago. It's not the same as a capella, true, but I think our Editrix would have liked it.

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Should that be the Right To Life On My Terms Committee?

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Different acapella music <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=qgDKtLPp46s" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgDKtLPp46s">http://www.youtube.com/watc.... Leftist credentials: the group was named after a tactic in the 1984 UK miners' strike.

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or a late election night shot from Romney HQ

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I hope Bambino Urlando is healthy this weekend. Da Bears could really use him back at linebacker...

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