Apparently yr Wonkette is now going to write about nice things every once in a while. Give us a break. It's the weekend and sometimes it is a lot of work to snark full time. On weekends we like to kick back with a little acapella vocal version of Toto's Africa (the Editrix informs us that it is OFFICIAL WONKETTE POLICY that we like this song and who are we to argue) and some herbal tea and read nice things. Here is a
<i>the only opposition coming from the California Right to Life Committee</i>
They decided to go with &quot;California Right to Life Committee&quot; when their original name &quot;Bigoted Mob&quot; didn&#039;t do too well in the focus group.
Tides go in, tides go out. Same thing with sex, things go in and out- that&#039;s all ya need to know. Also too, with both of these things it&#039;s a good idea to avoid the undertow...
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=2xwBJiKFygw" target="_blank">Wanda Sykes had a funny joke about this.</a> (Sorry, couldn&#039;t find video of the whole bit.)
&quot;Africa&quot; turns out to be a very popular song in Africa, even though the writers and performers were American, and there is almost nothing in the song that is musically African.
I heard an amazing rendition of the song by a steel drum band from the University of Georgia a few years ago. It&#039;s not the same as a capella, true, but I think our Editrix would have liked it.
Shouldn&#039;t that be <i>Omnes sursum in vestri</i> <b>merda</b>?
WTF? Is &quot;pon pon pon&quot; Japanese for &quot;don&#039;t eat the brown acid?&quot;
&quot;Hey, what about Paki lesbians whose brothers sing in boy bands?&quot;
Wow...that sounds like the basis of an awesome porn flick.
kind of like the tides- just too darned hard to cipher
<i>the only opposition coming from the California Right to Life Committee</i>
They decided to go with &quot;California Right to Life Committee&quot; when their original name &quot;Bigoted Mob&quot; didn&#039;t do too well in the focus group.
Don&#039;t all (white) babies kinda look like Jerry Brown already? They used to look like Eisenhower, but things change, I guess.
Their blood was already boiling when the one who could read recited &quot;sperm of their choice...&quot;
And somewhat lacking in the romance department.
Tides go in, tides go out. Same thing with sex, things go in and out- that&#039;s all ya need to know. Also too, with both of these things it&#039;s a good idea to avoid the undertow...
&quot;Clean your weapon,&quot; you mean.
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=2xwBJiKFygw" target="_blank">Wanda Sykes had a funny joke about this.</a> (Sorry, couldn&#039;t find video of the whole bit.)
&quot;Africa&quot; turns out to be a very popular song in Africa, even though the writers and performers were American, and there is almost nothing in the song that is musically African.
I heard an amazing rendition of the song by a steel drum band from the University of Georgia a few years ago. It&#039;s not the same as a capella, true, but I think our Editrix would have liked it.
Should that be the Right To Life On My Terms Committee?
Different acapella music <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=qgDKtLPp46s" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgDKtLPp46s">http://www.youtube.com/watc.... Leftist credentials: the group was named after a tactic in the 1984 UK miners&#039; strike.
or a late election night shot from Romney HQ
I hope Bambino Urlando is healthy this weekend. Da Bears could really use him back at linebacker...