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jqheywood's avatar

Shouldn't that be <i>Omnes sursum in vestri</i> <b>merda</b>?

jqheywood's avatar

WTF? Is "pon pon pon" Japanese for "don't eat the brown acid?"

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Hey, what about Paki lesbians whose brothers sing in boy bands?"

Wow...that sounds like the basis of an awesome porn flick.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

kind of like the tides- just too darned hard to cipher

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>the only opposition coming from the California Right to Life Committee</i>

They decided to go with "California Right to Life Committee" when their original name "Bigoted Mob" didn't do too well in the focus group.

Lot_49's avatar

Don't all (white) babies kinda look like Jerry Brown already? They used to look like Eisenhower, but things change, I guess.

Lot_49's avatar

Their blood was already boiling when the one who could read recited "sperm of their choice..."

Lot_49's avatar

And somewhat lacking in the romance department.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Tides go in, tides go out. Same thing with sex, things go in and out- that's all ya need to know. Also too, with both of these things it's a good idea to avoid the undertow...

Lot_49's avatar

"Clean your weapon," you mean.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=2xwBJiKFygw" target="_blank">Wanda Sykes had a funny joke about this.</a> (Sorry, couldn't find video of the whole bit.)

Spurning Beer's avatar

"Africa" turns out to be a very popular song in Africa, even though the writers and performers were American, and there is almost nothing in the song that is musically African.

I heard an amazing rendition of the song by a steel drum band from the University of Georgia a few years ago. It's not the same as a capella, true, but I think our Editrix would have liked it.

PubOption's avatar

Should that be the Right To Life On My Terms Committee?

PubOption's avatar

Different acapella music <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=qgDKtLPp46s" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgDKtLPp46s">http://www.youtube.com/watc.... Leftist credentials: the group was named after a tactic in the 1984 UK miners' strike.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or a late election night shot from Romney HQ

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I hope Bambino Urlando is healthy this weekend. Da Bears could really use him back at linebacker...