That's right. A zebra. Hola, Wonkers, what's shakin'? IT IS THE WONKETTE BABY WHO IS DRESSED AS A ZEBRA AND WE CANNOT EVEN, NO NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. IN fact, we cannot even so much that we aren't even going to weigh down this week's top ten post with other pictures or whatever, because we want you to feel free to watch this video TEN MILLION TIMES if you want to.
Is it possible to be at once both sagacios and sanguine? Has it ever been?Yes, if one is absolutely devoid of empathy [and] sympathy;Yes, if one is innocently ignorant.But can wisdom and Yes and Yes coexist? Have they ever?
Shame on you for revealing Wonkette's mission statement. And they say HILLARY was careless with classified information. And trust me, I'm only here for the babby pictures (I know, HA!)
I hope I haven't said anything more stupid than usual. Inebriation and stupidity have taken hold of me. I miss my baseline and my loverfriend Amber who illed herself 20 7earys ago today and I mayb e slighltly drunk at themoment. Fuck.
when she turns into a teenager, i wonder how miserable she will make you over all of these videos, and pics on the intertoobes? you just know she will die of embarrassment, and take you with her.
I'm confused: Does the team gain points or lose points by picking up a virulent case of dysentery, the virus that has been floating around just waiting for the right opportunity?
i've been a step parent. i know how evil a 14 year old girl can be. "you're not my father, and i don't have to listen to your dumb ass!" a direct quote, after i told her to pick up the mug she threw at her brother, and apologize to him. she didn't do either one, and i had to go out and sit in my truck so i didn't do something i would regret.
Is it possible to be at once both sagacios and sanguine? Has it ever been?Yes, if one is absolutely devoid of empathy [and] sympathy;Yes, if one is innocently ignorant.But can wisdom and Yes and Yes coexist? Have they ever?
Shame on you for revealing Wonkette's mission statement. And they say HILLARY was careless with classified information. And trust me, I'm only here for the babby pictures (I know, HA!)
:) Nah, I just remember seeing the "sometimes food" thing and going wtf? It wasn't like they couldn't just ask us now-grown kids what we'd thought.
Yeah! We may be old but we're not quite dead yet.
I think that was Kegels/ice, ice baby. Maybe I should stay away from tech for another 13 hours... Focus, dammit@ (enhoance, enhance . . . )
I hope I haven't said anything more stupid than usual. Inebriation and stupidity have taken hold of me. I miss my baseline and my loverfriend Amber who illed herself 20 7earys ago today and I mayb e slighltly drunk at themoment. Fuck.
when she turns into a teenager, i wonder how miserable she will make you over all of these videos, and pics on the intertoobes? you just know she will die of embarrassment, and take you with her.
Berry Gordy.
Calm yourself. Have a dippy egg and some toast.
I'm confused: Does the team gain points or lose points by picking up a virulent case of dysentery, the virus that has been floating around just waiting for the right opportunity?
"Look at the camera and say, "Hi, Vlad. Glad you could join us."
I'm going to have to guess that you're not a parent.
The kids die of embarrassment and the parents chortle and snork while trying to control themselves.
i've been a step parent. i know how evil a 14 year old girl can be. "you're not my father, and i don't have to listen to your dumb ass!" a direct quote, after i told her to pick up the mug she threw at her brother, and apologize to him. she didn't do either one, and i had to go out and sit in my truck so i didn't do something i would regret.
"Ammber"? I don't know if I should trust someone who can't even spell their roommate's name correctly, Elizabeth. :(
Ellizabeth.
I realize this will all be Wonkette Baby's one day.
Are you teaching her snark yet?