Your Weekly Top Ten Gonna Go Jump In A Lake

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Yeah no seriously, ain't got time to write words at you, going to the lake for the weekend and coming back "sometime." You want some top ten stories and kid pics? Fine, have some. BUT THAT'S ALL YOU GET.

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Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.

Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. Hope Hicks Is Not Allowed To Answer That   

9. Oh Dear, Glenn Greenwald Pulled A Glenn Greenwald Again   

8. Your Father's Day Nice Things Is Just Ugly Ties All The Way Down   

7. Here's Elizabeth Warren Yelling At Big Banks, In Case You Were Confused About That!   

6. Mexican Standoff At The NRA   

5. Ex-WH Counsel Don McGahn Had No 'Executive Privilege' BEFORE Trump Shatteth Upon It On Live TV   

4. Someone Got European Socialism All Over Frank Luntz's 5-Star Hotel!   

3. All In Favor Of Montana Governor Steve Bullock Quitting His Bitching Say 'AYE!'  

2. House Intel Republican Just Saying Trump-Style Election Crimes Are Awesome Now   

1. Elizabeth Warren Scaring The Bejesus Out Of Trump Campaign Now 

Those are good stories!

Kid pics. By the way, we are informed she designed the headpiece herself, because she is #StyleFile.

OK that's all, go with God, etc.

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