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He has said that they are "very, very good." Apparently, he liked that they made well-crafted pop songs that were exactly what they were supposed to be, no more, no less.

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Maybe he loves them the way some people love paintings of dogs playing poker.

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Well, if that ever happens, it will be nice to hear ABBA playing the National Anthem.

He loves them.

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Awwww look!! It's that idiotic fuckwit who thinks he's fooling everyone by impersonating Cletus!

What a maroon!

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Not only is it transphobic, but it also commits the ultimate sin of comedy: It is not funny.

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It's objectively transphobic. Trans women often have penises. Degrading a woman by implying she has a penis is deeply shameful to this kind of trans person.

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I must've grown up in a special time and place, b/c I learned the Oxford comma as a kid--in Ohio--and have always considered it the only proper way. Public school--good or bad? Discuss...

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Hey! That pirate cut-out DR is posing in has awfully dark arms. Just sayin'.

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and on top of the learning, you get dick jokes and the occasional recipe. clearly a win/win.

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Even if it was for science as it showed a disease?

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Oh good! Virgins are nice once in a while, but as a steady diet, no. I,m with you, experience is sexy.

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Eats. Shoots. And. Leaves.

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Borowitz is still on his A-game.

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Can we/ACLU claim legal document signed under duress is not binding?

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The only thing better than Donna Rose toddler pis is Donna Rose toddler pics AND Lula The Magic Black Lab pics!

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Grammar: The difference between "knowing you're shit", and "knowing your shit".

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