Your Weekly Top Ten Is Ready For Rudy Giuliani To Go Away And Shut Up Again

May 05, 2018

Oh hey, did we survive the week that was Rudy? Yes we did! So now it's time for your top ten post, where we count down the top ten posts of the week, like we do every week. You ready?

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