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Look at that sweet girl! Playing hard!

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Today’s Incel Insight: “Attractive men are the WOMEN of the male gender” because they have it so easy http://www.wehuntedthemammo...

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I can't even...

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not being insufferable pricks could be a good start.

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Wut.

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McNaughton couldn't have painted a more confusing scene.

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I don't think so. In a couple of weeks Mueller will show how the judge is WRONG. If the dumb judge does throw it out, Mueller will come back again and again and again.

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Why is this organism still here? I have him blocked, but he apparently causes distress every week. Does no one report him/her/it?

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It's $2.59 in DFW. I saw $2.55 but i was on the freeway.

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Is our Wonkette Adoptee arranging a centerpiece for a tea party? I hope we're all invited. We need some niceness. Rudy G. and Jeanine (I refuse to call her Judge) Pirro were shrieking at each other on TV this evening and even if you didn't watch it some of their sickness might have seeped into your house through the airwaves. Please brew some calming, medicinal herbal tea, Donna Rose.

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...and shave their necks...

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I figure as soon as anime sex robot s become a thing, they’ll be coupled with AI, gain sentience and then there’d be a whole new contingent of beings that won’t fuck those people...

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Jim will now wrestle the giant man eating fish while I watch from the safety of the helicopter...

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Depends. Do you have insurance from Mutual of Omaha?

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Poor Jim always got the tough jobs.

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Warren Buffet's company and no.

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Not necessarily. Process of elimination tells us that somewhere is the worst doctor, and they’re professionals. Maybe Donny just is a shitty liar.

Semi related: I remember years ago happening upon someone that would brag about how good a liar he was. Now I think: strange thing to be proud of, dude...

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