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We always feel such pressure to write something interesting in the first paragraph of this, but by the time we write it, we have no energy for "interesting." Do you really want that? God, you are demanding. Let's count down the top stories of the week!

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Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.

Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. Washington Examiner Will Teach New York Times To Journalism Gooder   

9. Republicans Absolutely Do Not Care If Trump Raped Someone, And They Never Will   

8. SHITSHOW COMETH! Your Double-Header Democratic Debate Sex-travaganza Preview!   

7. Hope Hicks Can't Answer That, But Holy Crap The Stuff She DID Answer! A Liveblog!   

6. It's Not Your Grandma's Knitting Anymore -- If Grandma Is A Trump-Loving White Nationalist Dickbag   

5. Some Dingus Named Kyle Is Dragging Gwen Verdon In The National Review. This Will Not Stand!   

4. Trump Nazi Gonna Decide Who's A Rabbi Now, OK Sure Whatever   

3. Donald Trump Is Out Of His Fucking Gourd Today   

2. Elizabeth Warren Presents The Democratic Nice Smart People Debate Jamboree Plus Tim Ryan and Tulsi   

1. Liveblogging The Democratic Debate Or HGTV Or Whatever's On Tonight, We Don't Know 

Those are good stories!

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