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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Geez, that makes me the first black Jew since Sammy one-eye.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

And isn't Santa still on the cans? I swear he's on the Coke cans in my fridge.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Being a heathen, I don't know my Bible terribly well, but I think it was a command from God. So, basically, a shotgun (or smitegun) wedding.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'm not celebrating Christmas until I see the original birf certificate.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Don't forget the damnable Slavs!

Joshua Norton's avatar

After all, Santa Claus is mentioned right there in the bible.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>the colors red and green are forbidden.</i>

Red and green are uber-pagan soltice symbols. Why on earth would a true "christian" want to defend that?