Christ-killers and Menorah fetishists, ACLU fascists and Kwanzaa-celebrating racists, liberals and Nazis, gather 'round the Christmas fire! Normally at Christmastime, your reviewer would want to read aloud some classics of the season , but this year we must focus on what’s truly important and enduring: books by furious wingnuts that denounce the damnable War on Christmas. According to two incisive pieces of War on Christmas/Christians lit, you liberal hooligans are setting reindeer traps and torching Nativity scenes left and right. But then again, even flying reindeer might be a liberal/Hitlerite plot. What?
Geez, that makes me the first black Jew since Sammy one-eye.
And isn't Santa still on the cans? I swear he's on the Coke cans in my fridge.
Being a heathen, I don't know my Bible terribly well, but I think it was a command from God. So, basically, a shotgun (or smitegun) wedding.
I'm not celebrating Christmas until I see the original birf certificate.
jesus christ.
Don't forget the damnable Slavs!
After all, Santa Claus is mentioned right there in the bible.
<i>the colors red and green are forbidden.</i>
Red and green are uber-pagan soltice symbols. Why on earth would a true &quot;christian&quot; want to defend that?