Your Wonkette Livebloog Of Trump's SCOTUS Pi ... Just Kidding, Let's All Watch 30 Rock Instead!

Good news, wonk pals! You did not give me ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to liveblog Trump's humiliating, national embarrassment of a SCOTUS pick rose ceremony! Thank you. Thank you for not giving me one thousand dollars. So tired. So allllllmost home. (WE ARE STILL NOT EVEN HOME FROM THE WOMEN'S MARCH, YOU GUYS!) Picking up the #wonkebago in the morning, and then STILL won't be home till, like, Thursday. (If you've been waiting on merch from me, it's going out Friday, SUCKERS.) So NOT WANTING TO WATCH TRUMP'S STUPID FACE AND YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER, because fuck that guy's Nielsens!

Here, instead, is the first episode of 30 Rock, a brilliant show by dumb libtards about, like, "BEING A WOMAN AMONG STUPID MANBABIES," and "CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE ACK!" I don't know, I couldn't think of anything else that was on Youtube.

In case Trump goes long, here's another.

Oh, wait, for no reason at all, that just reminded us of this, which we go back and watch about every six months when we need a pick me up.

Who loves you, baby? (ME! BEST EDITRIX, HOORAY!)

UPDATE Twitter says it was the Hobby Lobby guy, Norman Goebbels (sp?). So now you know.