Good news, wonk pals! You did not give me ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to liveblog Trump's humiliating, national embarrassment of a SCOTUS pick rose ceremony! Thank you. Thank you for not giving me one thousand dollars. So tired. So allllllmost home. (WE ARE STILL NOT EVEN HOME FROM THE WOMEN'S MARCH, YOU GUYS!) Picking up the #wonkebago in the morning, and then STILL won't be home till, like, Thursday. (If you've been waiting on merch from me, it's going out Friday, SUCKERS.) So NOT WANTING TO WATCH TRUMP'S STUPID FACE AND YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER, because fuck that guy's Nielsens!