Did you already check out our handy guide to what time and where the State of the Union is on and what you should drink? Were you feeling like you could probably manage those rules for an hour or two days or however long it is that Barack is going to talk at you? Well, you are a damn fool for thinking you would get out of the SOTU jungle alive, because there are going to be so many prebuttals and rebuttals and sur-rebuttals that you will be doing shots until the break of dawn. Sorry about your liver! Blame the GOP.
I wish Jon Voight would give one. The last time I saw him on teevee, years ago, he sounded like someone had hit him in the head and he hadn't recovered yet, just jabbering shit. I'll leave it to a vote whether to have a response from either Chuck Norris or Ted Nugent.
Funny how the GOP is always griping about libruls and their "everyone gets a trophy" philosophy, yet here they are passing out SOTU responses like participation ribbons at a grade school crafts fair
a brisk 75 here today- I had to agonize over jeans or shorts and a t shirt
on iOS7 on my iPad, also too. Seems all the mobile browsers have the built in tremors
The ten zillion GOP rebutters must be trying to make up for all the science fair trophies they didn't win. Because science.
I wish Jon Voight would give one. The last time I saw him on teevee, years ago, he sounded like someone had hit him in the head and he hadn't recovered yet, just jabbering shit. I'll leave it to a vote whether to have a response from either Chuck Norris or Ted Nugent.
Half past batshit.
... in bed.
Looks in the basement to check my supply..... Oh, noze!
BEERGHAZI!!!!!!
funny, I always thought of John Boehner as the the fifth republican- or at least empty fifth
unless he gets stuck in traffic
plus you can hang out with David Brooks
Funny how the GOP is always griping about libruls and their "everyone gets a trophy" philosophy, yet here they are passing out SOTU responses like participation ribbons at a grade school crafts fair
as long as Roseanne doesn't twerk her response...
Just like the Oprah show! YOU get a response, and YOU get a response,...!
LOL, great minds...