I'm doing thar now. Got my ass here for PT just to find out that my session isn't until 9:40! It's too much of an effort to go anywhere, so I'm just gonna hang in the waiting room and read Wonkette.
HAH! I remember that line in the title! And, oddly enough, I saw "Madge" in a very old episode of Law & Order the other night (re-watched for the nth time).
I saw a headline about Herr Ross' "internal bleeding" yesterday, and had my doubts even then. But I realized this morning, a bruise is *technically* "internal bleeding". My guess? He got a goddamn ouchie bruise somehow and the Regime decided to call it "internal bleeding".
"DiBiase allegedly used these federal funds to buy a vehicle and a boat, and for the down payment on the purchase of a house, among other expenditures."
Trump is alone in the war room with a dying laptop (lastest fundraising email):
Some people are saying: This is SAD!
I’m sitting here. Alone. In the war room. Fighting for you. The rest of the staff went home hours ago. It’s just me, one dying laptop, and the 72-hour countdown clock to my first mid-month deadline of the year just RANG.
If we don’t crush my first mid-month deadline of the year, the radical Left flips the House and Senate in 2026 and finishes what they started: Open borders forever. Your guns confiscated. Your kids brainwashed.
And worst of all, your favorite President (ME!) might just go through another FAKE impeachment!
They’re already spending BILLIONS (Dirty Money, I bet) to bury US and bury YOU! I need a small sacrifice from every red-blooded American who wants to save the country!
I’m dead serious: miss this goal and the MAGA Movement crumbles>>
If you rush $47 RIGHT NOW (in the next 30 minutes), I’ll personally send you my limited-edition 2026 Trump Calendar — but that’s nothing compared to losing the country.
This is it. No second chances.
We have been fighting for years.. And I fear the end is near. The woke mind virus is infiltrating more and more Americans every day. This could be our last chance!
Today's billet-doux from Heritage has Mr. Tony Johnson asking us to sign their "Mass Deportation Ballot", undoubtedly somehow figuring that if they call it a "ballot" they can claim it's official or something.
I'm guessing "deportation" is now going to be "sent to the colonial protectorates to mine/gather/whatever the resources".
That Michael Harriot read on Claudette Colvin is a MUST. That is what principles, fortitude, and bravery look like. Not the masked violent goons Tricia McLaughlin effortlessly lies about. I have to wonder if A. A. Enger called her "fucking bitch" as he raped Viola White's daughter.
Your hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/keeping-ones-paws-warm
And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/c0cd75d6-7c92-43ae-b6b2-7a4b25312b52?utm_source=share
"That's better. Thank goodness I'm not a bobcat."
The manul dexterity in use of those paws is quite impressive.
Fascinating. I didn't know anything about how manuls worked until I consulted The Manul Manual.
The Dik-dik doc is equally enlightening.
And timely!
Is that The Lorax?
Kitty version of the Cowardly Lion!
I’m digging the new Cowardly Lion.
Like me in a doctor's waiting room. Looking around and fidgeting.
I'm doing thar now. Got my ass here for PT just to find out that my session isn't until 9:40! It's too much of an effort to go anywhere, so I'm just gonna hang in the waiting room and read Wonkette.
My tactic in such situations too! (unless my phone's on low charge)
Pallas cats deserve palaces.
I love these cats (doesn't everybody), and thank you so much for featuring them.
That cat's round, and their pupils are round!
Roly poly Pallasy. Want to cuddle. Badly! 💛
Sweet kitty needs to keep her feetsies warm! Get inside, baby girl!
Until she sees a murder opportunity.
Thank you for your manul labor, Martini.
Booooo
Sometimes when I am out blowing the driveway at -10F with 20mph winds, I wish I had a big fluffy tail to sit on.
That is all of us in cleveland this morning after all the snow we got last night.
Yep! But we so rarely get big snowfalls anymore (except for the snow belt), I really can't complain.
Happy Pallas Cat, caught enloafening!
Such soft warm squishy tail to make biscuits from
"Bless the teenage girls. (19th News)"
What a Nice times story...I'm not crying though, just cutting onions maybe...
HAH! I remember that line in the title! And, oddly enough, I saw "Madge" in a very old episode of Law & Order the other night (re-watched for the nth time).
I really can't believe people STILL think the Dems might do something to help us. They will not. They have stock in the MIC, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXvDGL7Rgm4
CBS News Weirdo Strikes Again
The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder
Thanks for Pallas cat photo. They are so beautiful
The Guardian
"US appeals court reverses decision that freed Mahmoud Khalil from ICE detention"
Archive link:
https://archive.ph/qOwBN
https://gizmodo.com/ai-tool-reportedly-sent-ice-recruits-into-the-field-without-proper-training-2000710651
There are ICE agents who haven't had "proper" training?
How could anyone tell??
Exactly. What do their weekly assessment reports look like? Oh, no, you only shot two citizens in the face. Agent So-And-So shot nine, loser!
"One piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and something else" is not going to build a decent charcuterie board for Dr. Oz.
The only piece of chicken Oz deserves is the cloaca.
Will no-one think of the poor vehicles?
https://www.justice.gov/usao-or/pr/justice-department-announces-charges-against-illegal-alien-known-tren-de-aragua
HuffPost hed: "Ford Autoworker Who Heckled Trump Gets $800k Donations In Less Than 48 Hours"
I can haz monies for insulting Trump nao?
I saw a headline about Herr Ross' "internal bleeding" yesterday, and had my doubts even then. But I realized this morning, a bruise is *technically* "internal bleeding". My guess? He got a goddamn ouchie bruise somehow and the Regime decided to call it "internal bleeding".
"DiBiase allegedly used these federal funds to buy a vehicle and a boat, and for the down payment on the purchase of a house, among other expenditures."
No Somalis involved.
Trump is alone in the war room with a dying laptop (lastest fundraising email):
Some people are saying: This is SAD!
I’m sitting here. Alone. In the war room. Fighting for you. The rest of the staff went home hours ago. It’s just me, one dying laptop, and the 72-hour countdown clock to my first mid-month deadline of the year just RANG.
If we don’t crush my first mid-month deadline of the year, the radical Left flips the House and Senate in 2026 and finishes what they started: Open borders forever. Your guns confiscated. Your kids brainwashed.
And worst of all, your favorite President (ME!) might just go through another FAKE impeachment!
They’re already spending BILLIONS (Dirty Money, I bet) to bury US and bury YOU! I need a small sacrifice from every red-blooded American who wants to save the country!
I’m dead serious: miss this goal and the MAGA Movement crumbles>>
If you rush $47 RIGHT NOW (in the next 30 minutes), I’ll personally send you my limited-edition 2026 Trump Calendar — but that’s nothing compared to losing the country.
This is it. No second chances.
We have been fighting for years.. And I fear the end is near. The woke mind virus is infiltrating more and more Americans every day. This could be our last chance!
HOLD THE LINE
https://politicalemails.org/messages/2093575
Today's billet-doux from Heritage has Mr. Tony Johnson asking us to sign their "Mass Deportation Ballot", undoubtedly somehow figuring that if they call it a "ballot" they can claim it's official or something.
I'm guessing "deportation" is now going to be "sent to the colonial protectorates to mine/gather/whatever the resources".
At least they haven't started sending them to the offworld colonies yet.
there are a lot of aggressive buzz words in that screed. I bet it gets his cult fired up and further impoverished.
This makes me conflicted. I like the idea of them eventually all going bankrupt, but I do not like the idea of him getting anything.
Yesterday I learned ICE agents get - wait for it - 47 hours of training. Because Trump = 47.
(I would think this was a joke, but Jared Yates Sexton is my source, and I trust him.)
(Narrator: No one got a calendar.)
Damn, I'll bet ANYTHING my asshole brother is sending him whatever's left in his bank account.
That Michael Harriot read on Claudette Colvin is a MUST. That is what principles, fortitude, and bravery look like. Not the masked violent goons Tricia McLaughlin effortlessly lies about. I have to wonder if A. A. Enger called her "fucking bitch" as he raped Viola White's daughter.
I think we ALL know the answer to that.
Doesn't Ashley St. Clair's defense only have to be a single slide showing anything on Grok?