It's funny, 'cuz I grew up in Bloomfield Hills, and there was a bit of snobbery regarding the Westies. I mean sure, most BH people were nouveau riche, but West Bloomfield was seen as even nouveau-er.
Re: Politico on president diaper doo doo's very articulate guy on the Kennedy Center Panel...
"I'm telling you,” Jennings insisted. "No other president than president trump has cared so much about caring so much about the arts. We plan to put his Sharpie drawing of a dong... of a hurricane... in the gallery! He cares about stuff! Caringly!"
**New Hampshire Supreme Court Justice Resigns After $50K Scheme Revealed**
<Conservative New Hampshire Supreme Court Chief Justice Gordon MacDonald resigned Tuesday after admitting he violated the state's judicial code of conduct, ending a five-year tenure that collapsed under an ethics investigation into a personnel move that netted a top ally nearly $50,000. "I believe this is in the best interests of the New Hampshire Judicial Branch," MacDonald wrote. "I accept responsibility and accountability for my conduct.">
<The case focused on MacDonald's role in the departure and rehiring of Dianne Martin, a longtime Judicial Branch employee who had worked with MacDonald both at the Supreme Court and when he was New Hampshire attorney general. Martin was laid off last year and rehired 48 hours later in a different role. That brief gap allowed her to collect nearly $50,000 in unused sick and vacation benefits.> https://www.newsweek.com/new-hampshire-supreme-court-justice-resigns-50k-scheme-revealed-12450964
*Markwayne Mullin licks his lips, his eyes dart back and forth. Sheepishly he begins to raise his hand. Innner Monoliogue; “Come on, you, this is my moment!”
I guess it's time to surround the building with a human shield? WTF is fucking HAPPENING?????? Stop acting like that dumbass orange motherfucker is GOD FFS!
10:00 A.M.? Do these judges know what time the day starts for construction workers? They could have the building halfway demolished already with a wrecking ball.
I know the very idea, and then the sight and terminology used for that “cage” sent me into a fit of snarling, spitting rage, but I have PTSD, and being restrained is a huge trigger, so I can’t be reasonable. 🤬🤯👹
There have already been stories out there of "sexual assault". No idea why they don't just call it RAPE. I hate that this shit is being done in our name.
It’s the heartwarming interspecies hed gif content you crave: https://substack.com/home/post/p-215062641
Also, your meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/c7172579-5873-4e60-b99a-6e7226916a32?utm_source=share
When your dogsnout quacks like a duck, is jdVance still a cocksmoking couchfucker?
A: Of course, but his significance is muchly reduced.
OK, this Tabs gif is the best ever!
This hed gif, if shown to my wife, would surely have gotten me laid if she hadn't died a few months ago. Thanks anyway.
Those puppies and duckies curled up together for a snuggle and a snooze is just ALL of the absolutely adorables.
I am becoming intoxicated by copious cute.
Doggos and chicks!
https://substack.com/@tehbaddr/note/c-51774834
Puppies AND ducklings? How am I supposed to be all crabby after watching that?
This is how we know those are not kittens:
nobody has yet said, "and then the murders began."
This is rehonkulous. So cuddlelicious. 🥰
Question: Who imprinted on whom?
Why not both?
Here I was, intoxicated by cuteness, and reason sobered me up. Thanks? LOL
Sorry for buzzkill. intoxicated by cuteness is a good problem to have.
No worries. Curiosity is my overlord. I must now go down the rabbit hole. :D
Holy crap, my teeth fell out.
Babby ducks and babby doggos are what heaven is all about! We need more of this every day, Martini!
Substack is being a tease and not letting me see the hed gif, but I can visualize it and it's cute.
It’s ridonculously so.
(checks original Instagram, passes out in diabetic shock)
Cuteness overload!
fucked up
"Justices Alito and Thomas wailing and gnashing and soaking in it"
Actually I think it's more like he's stewing, a bit hot and simmering just under a boil.
Speaking of voter fraud --
if Mitch McConnell had to be TOLD how to vote ...
was he actually voting??
https://bsky.app/profile/tylerbigbyrd.bsky.social/post/3mvpmhcneu22w
From Wonk-a-Friend Jon Larsen at The Fucking News
maybe the greatest headline ever
"Hegseth Saved by Johnson Pulling Out Early"
I was pretty jealous of that one not gonna lie
Martini I haven't seen such cuteness in a while! Thanks!
According to Breitbart:
"First-Ever Midterm RNC Garnered Over 100 Million Live Stream Views"
Rated #1 in Comedy.
over 7 of them non-bot accounts!
Flint boy speaking: West Bloomfield LOL
It's funny, 'cuz I grew up in Bloomfield Hills, and there was a bit of snobbery regarding the Westies. I mean sure, most BH people were nouveau riche, but West Bloomfield was seen as even nouveau-er.
I continue to not recommend depression.
Re: Politico on president diaper doo doo's very articulate guy on the Kennedy Center Panel...
"I'm telling you,” Jennings insisted. "No other president than president trump has cared so much about caring so much about the arts. We plan to put his Sharpie drawing of a dong... of a hurricane... in the gallery! He cares about stuff! Caringly!"
🙄🙄🙄
"I wonder whose idea it was to let them destroy our bases."
We thought they'd be too "Shock and Awed" to retaliate?
essentially, yes.
they gambled on a surprise decapitation strike and blew it, and there was no Plan B
They've been decimated 10 times!
Centimated!
They keep getting up! Unfair!
Are you sure you're a conservative?
**New Hampshire Supreme Court Justice Resigns After $50K Scheme Revealed**
<Conservative New Hampshire Supreme Court Chief Justice Gordon MacDonald resigned Tuesday after admitting he violated the state's judicial code of conduct, ending a five-year tenure that collapsed under an ethics investigation into a personnel move that netted a top ally nearly $50,000. "I believe this is in the best interests of the New Hampshire Judicial Branch," MacDonald wrote. "I accept responsibility and accountability for my conduct.">
<The case focused on MacDonald's role in the departure and rehiring of Dianne Martin, a longtime Judicial Branch employee who had worked with MacDonald both at the Supreme Court and when he was New Hampshire attorney general. Martin was laid off last year and rehired 48 hours later in a different role. That brief gap allowed her to collect nearly $50,000 in unused sick and vacation benefits.> https://www.newsweek.com/new-hampshire-supreme-court-justice-resigns-50k-scheme-revealed-12450964
definitely not a modern conservative: he accepted responsibility and accountability. Should have blamed Biden.
also aimed way too low. should have embezzled $50,000,000 if not more.
Absolutely a conservative. Conservatives generally are amoral and that's their rationale for believing everyone else is amoral.
A 'top ally', eh? I think Gordon & Dianne might have spent some time in chambers, if you know what I mean.
A little ditty about Gord and Diane.
Trump Department of Agriculture employees demand bestiality exception equal to FBI's.
*Markwayne Mullin licks his lips, his eyes dart back and forth. Sheepishly he begins to raise his hand. Innner Monoliogue; “Come on, you, this is my moment!”
Good morning 🌞 . . .
They better move fast if they want to save it 🌚 . . .
Norm Eisen @NormEisen
BREAKING: We updated the Court with the latest in Trump's apparent moves to demolish the Kennedy Center 
The EXISTING INJUNCTION prevents demolition
The Court has ordered the government to say what the hell it is doing by 10 AM
@RepBeatty, DDA & WLG will fight this!
8:37 AM · Sep 17, 2026
https://xcancel.com/NormEisen/status/2100564809192186318
I guess it's time to surround the building with a human shield? WTF is fucking HAPPENING?????? Stop acting like that dumbass orange motherfucker is GOD FFS!
This is all so bizarre, but I dont disagree with the human chain. I honestly dont know what it will take anymore and we cant keep going on like this
IK, R? SOMEONE (many someone's) in actual power needs to step up. We obviously have NONE. Voting isn't going to stop him. FUCK!!!!
That's actually being discussed . . . hope it's not too late! 😵
I am so tired of this nightmare. PLEASE WAKE ME UP!
10:00 A.M.? Do these judges know what time the day starts for construction workers? They could have the building halfway demolished already with a wrecking ball.
"the House cancelled its last two weeks of votes so it wouldn’t have to vote on Thomas Massie’s privileged impeachment articles on Pete Hegseth"
R "leadership" on display. If he were impeached, who would the Felon pick as a replacement? My money is on Roseanne Barr.
... or maybe Gallagher. He's got the chops.
𝗜𝘁’𝘀 𝗮 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗹𝘁𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝗸𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗷𝘂𝗱𝗴𝗲𝘀
𝘎𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘶𝘱, 𝘣𝘳𝘰.
https://substack.com/@jefftiedrich/note/p-215858049
How hard would it be for an independent engineering firm to inspect and assess the Kennedy Center? Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Surely there's a piece of shit contractor who's willing to condemn it.
NEVER gonna grow up. He's growing backwards now.
Alligator Alcatraz put detainees in tiny metal cages dubbed “calming areas”
Inspectors found evidence the cages may have been used for discipline and said the practice was inconsistent with humane detention standards.
https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/alligator-alcatraz-put-detainees-in-tiny-metal-cages-dubbed-calming-areas-40585385/
Picture a metal mesh phone booth with no seat or phone or light.
I know the very idea, and then the sight and terminology used for that “cage” sent me into a fit of snarling, spitting rage, but I have PTSD, and being restrained is a huge trigger, so I can’t be reasonable. 🤬🤯👹
So, now it's obvious torture.
Enhanced compliance techniques!
Standard GOP tactic ever since Abu Ghraib.
There have already been stories out there of "sexual assault". No idea why they don't just call it RAPE. I hate that this shit is being done in our name.
Don’t try and pretty it up.