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William Donnell's avatar

When your dogsnout quacks like a duck, is jdVance still a cocksmoking couchfucker?

A: Of course, but his significance is muchly reduced.

Tiffany in Houston's avatar

OK, this Tabs gif is the best ever!

William Donnell's avatar

This hed gif, if shown to my wife, would surely have gotten me laid if she hadn't died a few months ago. Thanks anyway.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Those puppies and duckies curled up together for a snuggle and a snooze is just ALL of the absolutely adorables.

I am becoming intoxicated by copious cute.

tehbaddr's avatar
WeaverSix's avatar

Puppies AND ducklings? How am I supposed to be all crabby after watching that?

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

This is how we know those are not kittens:

nobody has yet said, "and then the murders began."

helenasgarden's avatar

This is rehonkulous. So cuddlelicious. 🥰

Question: Who imprinted on whom?

helenasgarden's avatar

Here I was, intoxicated by cuteness, and reason sobered me up. Thanks? LOL

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Sorry for buzzkill. intoxicated by cuteness is a good problem to have.

helenasgarden's avatar

No worries. Curiosity is my overlord. I must now go down the rabbit hole. :D

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Holy crap, my teeth fell out.

Miss Grundy's avatar

Babby ducks and babby doggos are what heaven is all about! We need more of this every day, Martini!

The Wanderer's avatar

Substack is being a tease and not letting me see the hed gif, but I can visualize it and it's cute.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

It’s ridonculously so.

The Wanderer's avatar

(checks original Instagram, passes out in diabetic shock)

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

Cuteness overload!

tehbaddr's avatar

"Justices Alito and Thomas wailing and gnashing and soaking in it"

Actually I think it's more like he's stewing, a bit hot and simmering just under a boil.

"M"'s avatar

Speaking of voter fraud --

if Mitch McConnell had to be TOLD how to vote ...

was he actually voting??

https://bsky.app/profile/tylerbigbyrd.bsky.social/post/3mvpmhcneu22w

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

From Wonk-a-Friend Jon Larsen at The Fucking News

maybe the greatest headline ever

"Hegseth Saved by Johnson Pulling Out Early"

Rebecca Schoenkopf's avatar

I was pretty jealous of that one not gonna lie

Suel J's avatar

Martini I haven't seen such cuteness in a while! Thanks!

Schmannity's avatar

According to Breitbart:

"First-Ever Midterm RNC Garnered Over 100 Million Live Stream Views"

eppe's avatar

Rated #1 in Comedy.

TerseNurse's avatar

over 7 of them non-bot accounts!

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Flint boy speaking: West Bloomfield LOL

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

It's funny, 'cuz I grew up in Bloomfield Hills, and there was a bit of snobbery regarding the Westies. I mean sure, most BH people were nouveau riche, but West Bloomfield was seen as even nouveau-er.

PoDG follows the 92%'s avatar

I continue to not recommend depression.

Darrell Leland's avatar

Re: Politico on president diaper doo doo's very articulate guy on the Kennedy Center Panel...

"I'm telling you,” Jennings insisted. "No other president than president trump has cared so much about caring so much about the arts. We plan to put his Sharpie drawing of a dong... of a hurricane... in the gallery! He cares about stuff! Caringly!"

tehbaddr's avatar

"I wonder whose idea it was to let them destroy our bases."

We thought they'd be too "Shock and Awed" to retaliate?

TerseNurse's avatar

essentially, yes.

they gambled on a surprise decapitation strike and blew it, and there was no Plan B

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

They've been decimated 10 times!

VaselineHabits's avatar

They keep getting up! Unfair!

PrimerGray's avatar

Are you sure you're a conservative?

**New Hampshire Supreme Court Justice Resigns After $50K Scheme Revealed**

<Conservative New Hampshire Supreme Court Chief Justice Gordon MacDonald resigned Tuesday after admitting he violated the state's judicial code of conduct, ending a five-year tenure that collapsed under an ethics investigation into a personnel move that netted a top ally nearly $50,000. "I believe this is in the best interests of the New Hampshire Judicial Branch," MacDonald wrote. "I accept responsibility and accountability for my conduct.">

<The case focused on MacDonald's role in the departure and rehiring of Dianne Martin, a longtime Judicial Branch employee who had worked with MacDonald both at the Supreme Court and when he was New Hampshire attorney general. Martin was laid off last year and rehired 48 hours later in a different role. That brief gap allowed her to collect nearly $50,000 in unused sick and vacation benefits.> https://www.newsweek.com/new-hampshire-supreme-court-justice-resigns-50k-scheme-revealed-12450964

TerseNurse's avatar

definitely not a modern conservative: he accepted responsibility and accountability. Should have blamed Biden.

also aimed way too low. should have embezzled $50,000,000 if not more.

Shallow state's avatar

Absolutely a conservative. Conservatives generally are amoral and that's their rationale for believing everyone else is amoral.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

A 'top ally', eh? I think Gordon & Dianne might have spent some time in chambers, if you know what I mean.

PrimerGray's avatar

A little ditty about Gord and Diane.

Schmannity's avatar

Trump Department of Agriculture employees demand bestiality exception equal to FBI's.

GH Swell's avatar

*Markwayne Mullin licks his lips, his eyes dart back and forth. Sheepishly he begins to raise his hand. Innner Monoliogue; “Come on, you, this is my moment!”

Garbageman's avatar

Good morning 🌞 . . .

They better move fast if they want to save it 🌚 . . .

Norm Eisen @NormEisen

BREAKING: We updated the Court with the latest in Trump's apparent moves to demolish the Kennedy Center 

The EXISTING INJUNCTION prevents demolition

The Court has ordered the government to say what the hell it is doing by 10 AM

@RepBeatty, DDA & WLG will fight this!

8:37 AM · Sep 17, 2026

https://xcancel.com/NormEisen/status/2100564809192186318

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I guess it's time to surround the building with a human shield? WTF is fucking HAPPENING?????? Stop acting like that dumbass orange motherfucker is GOD FFS!

VaselineHabits's avatar

This is all so bizarre, but I dont disagree with the human chain. I honestly dont know what it will take anymore and we cant keep going on like this

Rosy red ASS's avatar

IK, R? SOMEONE (many someone's) in actual power needs to step up. We obviously have NONE. Voting isn't going to stop him. FUCK!!!!

Garbageman's avatar

That's actually being discussed . . . hope it's not too late! 😵

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I am so tired of this nightmare. PLEASE WAKE ME UP!

Miss Grundy's avatar

10:00 A.M.? Do these judges know what time the day starts for construction workers? They could have the building halfway demolished already with a wrecking ball.

Rhand Holm's avatar

"the House cancelled its last two weeks of votes so it wouldn’t have to vote on Thomas Massie’s privileged impeachment articles on Pete Hegseth"

R "leadership" on display. If he were impeached, who would the Felon pick as a replacement? My money is on Roseanne Barr.

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

... or maybe Gallagher. He's got the chops.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

𝗜𝘁’𝘀 𝗮 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗹𝘁𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝗸𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗷𝘂𝗱𝗴𝗲𝘀

𝘎𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘶𝘱, 𝘣𝘳𝘰.

https://substack.com/@jefftiedrich/note/p-215858049

Bobathonic's avatar

How hard would it be for an independent engineering firm to inspect and assess the Kennedy Center? Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Surely there's a piece of shit contractor who's willing to condemn it.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

NEVER gonna grow up. He's growing backwards now.

Schmannity's avatar

Alligator Alcatraz put detainees in tiny metal cages dubbed “calming areas”

Inspectors found evidence the cages may have been used for discipline and said the practice was inconsistent with humane detention standards.

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/alligator-alcatraz-put-detainees-in-tiny-metal-cages-dubbed-calming-areas-40585385/

Picture a metal mesh phone booth with no seat or phone or light.

OhNoHereSheComes's avatar

I know the very idea, and then the sight and terminology used for that “cage” sent me into a fit of snarling, spitting rage, but I have PTSD, and being restrained is a huge trigger, so I can’t be reasonable. 🤬🤯👹

helenasgarden's avatar

So, now it's obvious torture.

tehbaddr's avatar

Enhanced compliance techniques!

dave in texas's avatar

Standard GOP tactic ever since Abu Ghraib.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

There have already been stories out there of "sexual assault". No idea why they don't just call it RAPE. I hate that this shit is being done in our name.

OhNoHereSheComes's avatar

Don’t try and pretty it up.