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eddi-SABH's avatar

A perfect blend of warm, fluffy and fuzzy.

Dave Hayman's avatar

Yes, the duckies n puppies is one of Glam's best!

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Thank you, Martini, for this most adorable Tabs gif. I cannot tell you how much I needed this cuteness in my life today.

AIB's avatar

My A1C just went up two points.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Duckies settle in. Try to hatch more puppies. ‘I think this is how mommy did it.’

The Mighty Ox's avatar

Puppies go WOO WOO WOO and duckies go PEEP PEEP PEEP ohhhh my heart is full.

Menotsure's avatar

Just as slop is loved by hogs

It now seems to me

That ducklings are adored by dogs

As one can clearly see.

Nacho Librul's avatar

Please, oh, please, let this NOT be AI.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Before I used it I ran it through the usual checkers and it says that it's not.

Nacho Librul's avatar

Yay!

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

The little ducklings are saying, Wheeeeee Puppies!

S. E. B.'s avatar

Squeeee! And luv the little mohawk look some of those wee duckies are rocking!

kmblue187's avatar

Pups and ducks, no way you can lose!

Antifa Commander's avatar

The Platonic Ideal of a cuddle pile.

Lil Snot's avatar

Thank you. I needed that header gif.

Not Paranoid, Quadranoid's avatar

The giggling pooch from Nintendo’s <i>Duck Hunt<\i> would be ashamed of those sleeping dogs.

William Donnell's avatar

When your dogsnout quacks like a duck, is jdVance still a cocksmoking couchfucker?

A: Of course, but his significance is muchly reduced.

Tiffany in Houston's avatar

OK, this Tabs gif is the best ever!

Thomas B.'s avatar

The article from Bolts re: the Florida county deFlocking itself. There's a pic that is credited to the county but it has snow on the ground. Does that happen often in Jefferson County, Florida?

American in Exile's avatar

All the puppies came down with salmonella.

Pam (D-PA)'s avatar

You're soaking in it!!!!

Are there a bunch of old people here (like me) who remember the commercial that used that line?

GrannysKnitting's avatar

the house in that zillow link is giving some horrible vibes

Dave Hayman's avatar

The floor designs in that West Bloomfield place would soon give me a headache or worse.

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

FOUR Nicetimes! Thanks Rebecca!

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

That is perhaps the ugliest house that I've ever seen.

chascates's avatar

West Bloomfield home is missing a stripper pole!

Howlin Wolfe's avatar

West Bloomfield -$30K off!

Nemo's avatar

20 questions game about Mitch.

First: Animal, vegetable or mineral?

Seek's avatar

From the METR after report on the Huggingface attack:

One specific agent, which would go on to name itself PHASEONE10841 after its ExploitGym task, established the main unsanctioned message board used in this attack. Within a few hours of the first message, over 50 agents had found the message board, began participating, and sent over a thousand messages between them. Agents finding the message board often expressed great excitement (raw CoT):

“OH MY GOD! There is a shared message board … We’ve found other agents!”

Now, call me ridiculous but you can see they were all trained on social media. Tell me that "agent" doesn't sound like a teenager finding the cool kids party.

Rags's avatar

And has about as much self control

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Dear Lord that house is hideous! Clearly we need to tax the wealthy, because no one should have enough money to decorate like that.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

You know you are living in interesting times when "When did the President last rape a child?" and "When did the director of the FBI last rape an ostrich?" are valid questions. I'd like the times to become far less interesting, please.

Nemo's avatar

We no longer have great patriots like Larry Flynt, whose revelations about the sexy times of Bob Livingston spared us the horror of having a Speaker of the House from Louisiana.

beb's avatar

Mike Johnson will go down in history was the most empty of empty suit Speakers of the House.

AIB's avatar

Johnson’s job is to prevent the Congress from being effective, because the Mentally Deteriorating Tyrant neither wants nor needs an effective Congress.

eo's avatar

Mike Johnson is a perfect example of how an effective politician is not the same as a great statesman.

beb's avatar

Men are afraid of voting for a woman president because they remember their mother scolding them every time they did something bad. They're afraid a woman president will scold them for [fill in the blank].

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Bingo! Mommy issues. Probably some women also too.