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Congressman Gym "Jockstrap" Jordanovski leading House Rethuglicans to the hearing room to question Amb. Yavanovitch.

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He'll hire Jay Sekulow, because the far right is a close-knit, incestuous closed boys club.

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Oh. You said quid pro quo. I though you said trick or treat.

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Republicans are just complete effing traitors.

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I'd be good with that.

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Guessing you didn't see the footage from Sunday's "Last Week Tonight". Not sure what Putin was actually saying to his crowd, but he definitely giggled (in Russian).

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So they must all talk like that. We'll that must be why they vote for him. And the money they hope for.

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Read full Marie/McKinley transcripts. Funniest (not funny) R interrogation went as follows: Did govt ‘monitor’ private communications of [insert RWNJ, Faux host, etc.]?IOW, does the press office of any US embassy read the papers, watch TV or follow trending social media? Hell to the yeah. Get the fuck over it, MAGAts.

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At MadDogPac, the folks who mount insurgent billboards, we ordered lovely stainless steel whistles on black silk cords which we wear errywhere. In honor of civil servants and taxpayers everywhere, we BEG Wonkers and all within the sound of our voice to vote Blue, no matter who. We are so fucking tired, already, of MSM doing the divide-and-conquer within our own base...

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Reminds me of these questions just asked by someone in the GOP. https://www.lectlaw.com/fil...

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Look what Pelosi is giving Trump for Xmas impeachment! And Trump he's already trying to re-gift it to Rudy!

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This is a deep fucking nose-dive. The Democratic Party needs to pull us out, and then they need to start on the punitive phase. What I'm saying is, don't let up, pleeze!!

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We can dream about it.

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And also my wife is a Democrat and I'll never get laid again.

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Fuck Gordon Sondland! That watermelon-headed low-life wanted desperately to be ambassador to SOMETHING! ANYTHING! And in the process he royally fucked up a fantastic long-term REAL ambassador. Marie Yovanovitch made our country proud. She didn't deserve ANY of this Keystone-Cops-on-bathsalts fuckery. But here we are...

Gordon, you were doing fine with the boutique bedding and continental breakfasts and artisanal doilies and individually-wrapped lavender-scented mini soaps that we like so much. I know you're feeling right now like "WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE?!" But you done did it, and you're an idiot, and you're a key figure in the impeachment of the worst president in our country's history. So thanks for that, I guess.

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I mean, seriously Gym! Buy a suit coat!

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