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Freedom isn't Free. Except that it totally is and what is not actually free is representational democracy with a population of a few hundred million or whatever, but I digress.

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should we be alarmed that Romania has an arms deal with Vermont?

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Indeed, we have been using these pix exactly as he intended.

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DANIEL KING is over on his wicked cool Angelfire "website" crying like a little bitch because people are "disparaging him" and taking the name of DANIEL KING in vain. DANIEL KING says to cease and desist. DANIEL KING says if you say mean things about him on a "public blog" (what is a "private blog", I wonder?), he is coming for you. DANIEL KING does not understand how the interwebs work.

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Providing these comical/revolting images to the internet is a public service!

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GOGOGOGOGO! Pixel and Trix for the win!

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Maybe DANIEL KING is just upset because he can't get the nurse to change his diaper. For all we know, the only time DANIEL KING can get a chubby is during a diaper change. Since, by his own admission all DANIEL KING has is a tip, he might be sensitive about the subject of DANIEL KING'S TINY PENIS that only works when it's smeared with poo. I mean, I don't know, but we need to speculate, it would be irresponsible not to.

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Not until Vermont gives Maine special trade partner status.

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Stop subtweeting me like that, dude. Besides, I had a crush on 'Trix FIRST.

PS: How's tings?

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DANIEL KING is crying like a little bitch? That seems so typical of one, DANIEL KING. And then for DANIEL KING to call for cease and desist only cements what sad little bitch he really is, that DANIEL KING.

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Does he feel proud?Always come armed.Never come unarmed.I like African Violets.Evan sounds like a nice name.Looneys always need to know when the gun show is.

Kids will be kids.I like the editrix too.Nuts fall from the trees.Get off my lawn.

Thanks to Kirby Delauter......

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I totally second that. As an older mom myself, I shut down any discussion of natcheral childbirth with "I am 37 years old and I don't have to prove jack shit to anyone". It works so well that I am still using it! (with age adjustments).

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WOO-HOO! Tell Trix that the first postdelivery pee is the BEST..you forget your bladder could ever hold that much! (the first postdelivery poop is another story :(

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it's not hard to find- I just have a moral and ethical problem with the concept of doxxing- even for an assclown like this guy. BTW, his cell number is on his website- a reverse phone number lookup goes a long way...

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I just wonder why so many self-declared patriots seem to love a COMMIE rifle.

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Turns out dipshit Dan has updated his geocities website. Apparently, he's quite butthurt about being humiliated on a commie marxist mommyblog

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