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JCfromNC's avatar

I love my Thanksgiving dinners, thank you very much, and the main reason I don't eat it year-round is because I don't want to weigh 600 lbs and need a forklift to leave my house. I actually *hate* cranberry dressing. My preferred enhancement for turkey is giblet gravy. I don't roast a lot of turkey for anything other than Thanksgiving and Christmas to be sure, but I do occasionally make the side dishes throughout the year.

Caepan's avatar

Great article, though it makes me sad that Prof. Loomis never had a delicious Thanksgiving dinner like I have enjoyed over the years. I absolutely LOVE the full Thanksgiving turkey dinner spread with mashed potatoes and gravy, stuffing, sweet potatoes, and yes, cranberry sauce.

motmelere's avatar

WHO WORE IT

BEST?

Hasset, Bissent, or Lutnik?

Some lying fuck is selling you nothing, a pig in a poke has better cred.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Thanks, Erik, I learn so much from you each time you write! Especially thanks for the book recommendations, and the link to the Rhode Island Public Radio 'Mosaic' podcast about immigration in New England.

Mexfiles's avatar

When I first moved to Mexico 25 years ago, you could count on the "great cranberry hunt" every year, gringos pressing each other to reveal their source, or making pilgrimages from the far flung gringo ghettos to the big city big box emporia.

Water be damned (or dammed)... big ag started building greenhouses, especially in the deserts of Baja California, to meet the demand for the things (and advertised the hell out of the anti-oxidant properties of cranberries) setting off fights between the small farmers, and... yeah... strikes by the itinerant greenhouse workers.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

I hereby nominate Erik Loomis for US Secretary of Labor. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Crystalclear12's avatar

This year when I drown the little red bastards in brandy and sugar I will spare a thought for those that made it possible.

Then I'll finish the brandy while trying to avoid my family.

Prometheus59650's avatar

Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett refused to say if President Donald Trump has "the right to do anything" as president of the United States.

During an interview on Sunday, CBS host Norah O'Donnell told Barrett that the president had recently made the claim to reporters in the Oval Office.

"I have the right to do anything I want to do," Trump said at the time.

"Is President Trump right when he says he has unlimited power to deploy the National Guard in any state?" Brennan asked Barrett.

"So we don't have any cases pending before us that I'm aware of," the justice remarked. "I would not be surprised if there are some cases pending below. And so I can't answer that question, but actually this is a good opportunity for me to say why I can't answer that question because it's something I cover in the book."

"I'm going to decide something as a judge, it really has to happen in the context of a particular case," she continued. "Because judges have to approach things with an open mind on a specific set of facts. We read briefs. I listen to oral argument."

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SCALIA would have said, "Are you high right now? Fuck no."

Scalia.

Gutless, taint-licking cowards.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

This is her usual con. OMG I cannot even begin to THINK about this unless it is TOTALLY concrete because OMG OMG I'm so smart that there are so many raminifaction I would have to work out you whore

Lefty Wright's avatar

Maybe a better way to address it is "why have you granted Trump virtually unlimited power in your previous decisions." That eliminates the dodge of not addressing cases not before the court. It addresses the numerous cases already adjudicated. Including shadow docket cases.

AIB's avatar

My question: I understand you need concrete cases because sometimes seemingly minor facts can make you decide one way or another. But give me an example of something you would not permit T to do. Anything.

Prometheus59650's avatar

Then you'd get a Jordan Peterson meaningless word salad response.

"I don't believe we've done that. If you took the time to understand the nuances of the individual cases and the issues involved, as well as the depth and breadth of our decisions in these matters, you'd realize that your question is fundamentally flawed on any number of levels."

None of these people will ever give a straight answer.

WannabeWonk's avatar

A simple, "I'm afraid I can't do that, Norah," would suffice

pstokk's avatar

There are also all those cases that together comprise precedent. Also the Constitution. So I can't see why she needs a specific case to answer a simple question of both current law and constitutional principle.

AIB's avatar

Could the president order helicopters to follow and execute Democratic legislators?

ACB: I would need more facts.

Prometheus59650's avatar

So that when she cuts him another blank check she wasn't pinned to anything she said before.

SkeptiKC's avatar

These spineless pawns are cowering in the shadows as a psychopath pushed the US further and further over the brink.

We are in a VERY bad place, comrades. There are NO "adults" in the room or elsewhere.

This will NOT end even remotely "well".

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Your Chase the Egg update: Kiwistan panelled Oirland. A mix of speed on the outside and power up the middle. The second try where the big Pacifika trucks two defenders gladdened the heart of this long retired back rower.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7OzevFey6U

Daniel's avatar

Have you seen South Africa France?

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Yeah fucking hell that was a smacking.

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Seen the score, haven’t watched it yet. The Saffer women need another five years.

weejee's avatar

My bride and I are back from Iceland and Scotland. We are sad to learn that the Orange Oaf is still not in prison.

M-X's avatar

Now go to Maine & Nova Scotia. They're basically all the same place. Or were.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

That's a solid damn trip.

Please post pics if you have them.

NatalyaResists's avatar

What a trip! Did you see any Icelandic horses or Shetland ponies? lol. I have a one track mind.

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Glad you had a good time.

weejee's avatar

Sorry we did not get together.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

Welcome back!

Every day that he's not in prison is a sad day.

Sister Artemis's avatar

And coincidentally, I'm sitting down to a delicious bowl of oatmeal with cranberries (much preferred over raisins).

Daniel's avatar

Is there anyone here who thinks Trump could tell you the rules, even very basically, of tennis?

clairence's avatar

You two hit the ball back and forth for a while. Then I win a gold trophy.

NatalyaResists's avatar

It's a beautiful game, a perfect game. So much...love in this game of tennis. It's about the love, you know. No one's seen the likes of it.

Daniel's avatar

They call it "the beautiful game" actually, I called it that, and now everybody calls it that they say "sir, this is the best game" and I said maybe it's not so great you know you keep hitting that ball with the with the that- it's a ptarmigan. You see that? A ptarmigan. Some people say the P is silent, but they're crazy, they need to see a psychiatrist. But they use to hit it with and I said "why not use a bat?" so they got a bat and now they use a bat and that's what they do and they said "sir this is the best tennis" and I said, it is, you can keep it, I like horse golf.

M-X's avatar

Ok, you know ptarmigan is well beyond him. But other than that intentional over-reach, 10/10.

Resource NW's avatar

Congenitally unable to say the work "racket." Or maybe he just got the shit beat out of him for using it i n family circumstances when he was a child... allegedly.

NatalyaResists's avatar

I would play horse golf.

pstokk's avatar

There are few sports that wouldn't be improved by having horses involved. Maybe darts. Or chess.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Id watch horse darts.

Especially once the horse has had 7 or 8 pints.

RandomNameAllocated's avatar

More of a Trebor Extra Strong Mints person, myself

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

He won wimbledon

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41LumwiI-kL._UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg

No, not that one, Trump Wimbledon, formerly the public courts in Homerton East London.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

He knows how to cheat at it, I’m sure.

weejee's avatar

Could the Orange Oaf explain the rules of anything?

ciaobella's avatar

I’ve decided to sue our former landlord in small claims court for keeping our security deposit. See you in court motherfucker.

M-X's avatar

💪🏽

That one should be easy, 13 years??? Yeah, paint, asshole. Unless it's a pro-fascist judge.

ciaobella's avatar

We've got librul judges here in the Seattle area. He done fucked up. I even know how to serve process on him. I've done it before.

M-X's avatar
Sep 7Edited

😺

We await updates, with glee.

Know how much the USSR fucked people up? My Russian immigrant step in-law family sat in my house during the pandemic (windows open, masks, safe distance) and defended LANDLORDS losing money from rent.

ciaobella's avatar

I've hesitated in the past to sue a landlord because it can make it hard to rent again. Each rental application form has this question: have you ever sued a former landlord? yes/no. (I actually think it should be illegal to put this question on a rental application form, but that's another thing).

M-X's avatar
Sep 7Edited

Of course it should. And I still have a specific landlord invade my nightmares.

To the barricades!!!

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abbienormal's avatar

Same here. We were awarded triple damages in Massachusetts.

memzilla's avatar

So, time to rewatch Ed Murrow's 'Harvest of Shame,' aired on Thanksgiving 1960, just after JFK was elected. https://youtu.be/yJTVF_dya7E

NatalyaResists's avatar

The start of the US Open Men's Final has been delayed to 2:30 due to extra security measures. The lines to get in appear to be quite long. That should be a mood booster for the fans.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

We’ll never know how they truly feel.

NatalyaResists's avatar

I have faith in New Yorkers, their cell phones, and social media to tell the story.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Ayup. We’re usually born holding doctorates in rudeness.

Daniel's avatar

Tennis, tennis

Oh with your court so blue

Tennis, tennis

I think Trump loves you too

Tennis, tennis,

Oh that's something I will tell you.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Twice upon a time in the Valley of the Tears

The auctioneer is bidding for a box of fading years

And the elephants are dancing on the graves of squealing mice

Anyone for tennis? Wouldn't that be nice?

NatalyaResists's avatar

lol. You're a kook!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Some people can only make everything worse, and then there’s him.

TerseNurse's avatar

I'm sure they will be overjoyed to lavish praise upon Dear Leader

Pauly2coffees's avatar

They will raise their right arms in a “Roman tribute salute.”

Resource NW's avatar

Pretty sure even the hoity toity crowd in NYC is done with him. He may well get an Italian salute, but not that Roman one.

Snarfyguy's avatar

Cooking update: well, the place is full of smoke, I've seared my hands with hot oil and scorched the skillet, the kitchen is a mess, and I've possibly given myself Trichinosis.

Apart from that, it came out pretty well, but I would caution everyone to never attempt this at home!

M-X's avatar

Wait. You're just making a sausage and some pepper, right?

You're not safe, man.

Rocket Cat's avatar

“So many pots and pans to wash.”

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Just from making sausage and peppers?

Sear the sausages in a dry pan over medium heat, then remove to rest. Cook julienned onions in the pork fat until just barely soft, then add sliced peppers and black pepper.

Slice the sausages lengthwise if desired and return to the pan. Stir. Serve.

Snarfyguy's avatar

"Just from making sausage and peppers?"

I claim no expertise LOL.

I have a friend with a fridge magnet that says "Help stamp out home cooking."

TerseNurse's avatar

sounds like success