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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Tawny Beaver!

[for SCTV fans]

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Between swimsuit styles and climate change, lush beavers are somewhat more scarce than they were in my youth...

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Yep, the market is wide-open.

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Revenant's avatar

I miss them- each was a sort of welcome mat to ecstasy.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

I'm glad I realized that this doesn't say "Bibi is your hed gif friend."

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Stanta Knows's avatar

Tis the season for the B Movie "Zombeavers" - teens stuck in a cabin being attacked by zombie beavers.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2784512/

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Menotsure's avatar

There follows down below my rhyme

A slew of beaver jokes

Whatever did she do to be

The fun at which we poke

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SkeptiKC's avatar

You don't see many fluffy, abundant beavers these days.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Not since the 70s, early 80s...

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Craig Nixon's avatar

The Chinese Hairless Beaver has been proliferating of late.

Hey, this comment is about wildlife, ya nasty bastids.

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Menotsure's avatar

You are wicked, lady.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I do my best.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Nibi with Tabs and my morning coffee!

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Snarfyguy's avatar

Speaking of beavers, we're watching this no-dialogue, absurd slapstick comedy about a 19th Century fur trapper. It's pretty funny, in a Wile E. Coyote way.

Trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h4P-26kHAw

Hundreds of Beavers

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Brian's avatar

That is an awesome movie. They played it at the Cleveland Cinematheque with the director and star in attendance, along with some guest beavers and rabbits. They were all bananas in person, too. At one point, the lead actor suplexed a beaver on stage. I think the Cinematheque brought it back twice for additional sold-out showings.

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Stanta Knows's avatar

That's a hilarious movie.

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TerseNurse's avatar

my son turned me onto that film, it's great!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Looks hysterical! I’m loving the old-timey-yet-modernized feel.

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tehbaddr's avatar

"Nice beaver."

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Crip Dyke's avatar

Thank you. I just had it stuffed.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

LOLOLOL. You'd think I would know all of these by now, my dad having been a showbiz guy way back. But NOOO....coffee, meet laptop. Laptop, coffee.

DAMMIT CRIP.

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

So I guess I'm gonna get up and have breakfast now. Maybe scratch myself a bit.

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FredRock's avatar

The comment section on that WXYZ video is so grotesquely MAGA. dog help our country.

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Goldfish's avatar

Who is eating chicken Caeser salad from 7-Eleven? Do not do this! This is gas station sushi level lunch!

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rodger coghlan's avatar

Well, I found a new terror - neuroparasitology (they are coming for us) and I don't think my dreams are going to be comfortable.

Yes, you should not read the Atlas Obscura article *Edit: nor think about Toxoplasma gondii (which harkens back millions of years to the days we were meals for lions and other big cats)

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Trump Super-PAC Sent Out Bogus Medicare Cancellation Notice to Scare Voters About Kamala Harris – Mother Jones

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/10/trump-super-pac-maga-inc-sent-out-bogus-medicare-cancellation-notices-arizona/?utm_source=mj-newsletters&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=daily-newsletter-10-16-2024

> MAGA, Inc. has disseminated a mailer to seniors that claims the veep is shutting down the program.

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Texas Is About to Execute Robert Roberson for a Crime That Never Happened

https://theintercept.com/2024/10/16/texas-execution-robert-roberson-shaken-baby-syndrome/

> State courts refused to review Roberson’s case, clearing the way for his execution based on the junk science of shaken baby syndrome.

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Wyden: CALEA Hack Proves Dangers Of Government-Mandated Backdoors | Techdirt

https://www.techdirt.com/2024/10/16/wyden-calea-hack-proves-dangers-of-government-mandated-backdoors/

> When Congress passed the Communications Assistance for Law Enforcement Act (CALEA) in 1994, they were assured by then-FBI Director Louis Freeh that the mandated wiretap backdoors posed no security …

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Jack Smith Takes Up the Aid and Abet Theory Endorsed by Judge Amit Mehta in 2022 - emptywheel

https://www.emptywheel.net/2024/10/16/jack-smith-takes-up-the-aid-and-abet-theory-endorsed-by-judge-amit-mehta-in-2022/

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Drug-Sniffing Police Dogs Are Intercepting Abortion Pills in the Mail

https://theintercept.com/2024/10/16/abortion-pills-mail-usps/

> An incident in Mississippi provides a window into a dystopian future where USPS workers and local cops can block people from accessing reproductive care.

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Elizabeth Warren’s Crypto Haters Are Burning Cash in Her Senate Race

https://theintercept.com/2024/10/16/elizabeth-warren-john-deaton-crypto-donors/

> Crypto industry donors have given more than three times more than small donors to support Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s opponent John Deaton.

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Pilgrim's avatar

record early vote in Georgia: my contribution to hopium is that all the Ds are just so sick of or with this whole "campaign" that they (we) SERIOUSLY do not want to interact with others, least of all "polls", we just want to vote and get it over with.

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Rob Roser's avatar

It really depends on the particular fungal body snatcher, I think. You could get a nice one and have a very satisfying zombie "life".

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Donald Trump suggests replacing blue-collar Americans with child laborers | The Mary Sue

https://www.themarysue.com/donald-trump-suggests-replacing-blue-collar-americans-with-child-laborers/

> Donald Trump recently insulted American autoworkers, claiming their jobs are so easy they can be replaced by child laborers.

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Ranking the Closest Senate Races by How Batshit the GOP Candidate Is - Jezebel

https://www.jezebel.com/ranking-the-closest-senate-races-by-how-batshit-the-gop-candidate-is

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Armed group confronts FEMA workers in Carter County, Tennessee

https://www.wjhl.com/news/local/fema-workers-threatened-in-carter-county/

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Fungus Body Snatchers is the name of my new punk rock band.

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