Pat Robertson Exposes Lesbian Plot To Rid World's Women of Babies

DUM DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMM. What advantage does a lesbian have over a married woman? She doesn't have to seek love from a planet full of dickwad men, that's right. But what deficiency does she have? She doesn't have equal rights, correct! Wait, let's try that again.

Robertson: That’s exactly right. And so if these married women don’t have children, if they abort their babies, then that kind of puts them on a level playing field. And you say, nobody’s there to express that? Isn’t that shocking, well think about it a little bit ladies and gentlemen.

Yes, think about that a little bit. Apparently the playing field of life for women is simply a game to see who can give birth to the most babies, according to Pat Robertson. So that Duggar lady is winning the game, whereas women who are lesbians or unable to conceive or just prefer not to have children and pursue other interests are losing.

You'd better not have a miscarriage or whatever, or you're no better than a lesbian, ladies! In fact, if you're not pregnant right now, you're losing the game. Go to the 700 Club studios and rape Pat Robertson, maybe? He seems to think being pregnant is what is important, not the circumstances.

(Also, lesbian vaginas work just fine for childbirth, idiot.) [ Right Wing Watch ]