Pat Robertson Wants Pot Decriminalized To Help the Youngs
Just replace the pot with Jesus dorms! "We did it with video," Pat Robertson says. Let's do it with video! All we need to rehabilitate pot smokers is a VHS with some trippy video sequences. Glenn Beck agrees, actually.
The only problem with all of this, of course, is that it would make the Mexicans and the pot-smoking teenagers less scary. We need all the scary things we can get in this country. Because when you're not scared, you actually take a look at yourself and your surroundings. And that's a very unproductive, POTHEAD thing to do. [YouTube]