Paul Ryan’s 'Sole Intern' Is The Delightful Sextortin’ Sociopath You Expected Him To Be

Okay first off it must be said that nothing pains yur Wonket more than having to credit former Washington Times Editor and fancy-puter using white supremacist Robert Stacey McCain with publishing something that is genuinely interesting or relevant. But indeed, he seems to have found a piece of news that involves more than just rambling about how Emmett Till had it coming :

Adam Savader, a former intern for Paul Ryan, was arrested by the FBI and charged in a weird sexual extortion scheme

Yeah “weird” is a bit of an understatement. Turns out that the intern in question is a baby-faced ratfucker to the stars who worked with not just Paul Ryan but has been passed around to Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney. In other words young Adam was not just a participant in the world’s worst imaginable foursome , but his resume virtually guaranteed that he was primed to get a plumb job ruining the world. (Did you know Paul Ryan got his start as Jack Kemp’s intern? Well you know it now!)

According to the affidavit, from May 2012 through February 2013, Adam Paul Savader sent anonymous text messages using Google Voice numbers to 15 women stating that he had nude photographs of the women and threatening to distribute the nude photographs to the women’s friends and family members unless the women sent him more nude photographs of themselves. Savader sent some of the victims links to a photo-sharing website where nude pictures of the victims had been posted.

That’s some fine rational self-egoism there sport! We're sure the folks at the Atlasphere will really enjoy your tales of besting those young ladies and getting them to show off their Taggarts under duress (that is after your five years in the federal pokey).

So how exactly did this former master of Paul Ryan’s morning coffee order and present failed blogger ALLEGEDLY manage to pull off such a nasty little endeavor? Well put it this way, if you haven’t activated Gmail’s two-step verification just yet perhaps you need to do that like RIGHT FUCKING NOW. We’ll wait.

Okay you’re back. Here’s how that cretinous little shit ALLEGEDLY tried to ruin the lives of 15 other people in the course of his masturbatory blackmail scheme :

Victim 1....a student at a university within the Eastern District of Michigan, filed a complaint with a local Police Department. The complaint was filed after she received several threatening text messages from an unknown person. This person claimed to possess nude photos of Victim 1 and threatened to release these photos to her family unless she sent additional photos of herself to the unknown person.

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One of the text messages directed Victim 1 to a link on the picture-sharing website photobucket.com When victim 1 clicked on this link, she observed naked photos of herself. These photos has previously been stored in Victim 1’s personal American OnLone (AOL) e-mail account. Victim 1 never distributed the photos with anyone. Victim 1 never posted the pictures on any website including photobucket.com

Well that’s fucking gross. Sadly it gets way worse.

The author of the text message identified himself as “John Smith” and made the aforementioned threats...and Smith knew the names of her parents and displayed a Facebook picture of her mother to demonstrate his knowledge of her family.

Now before you start justifiably throwing all your electronics in the trash and hide your family in the depths of Idaho near Dok Zoom (his shack is FULL btw), take some solace in the awesomeness of Victim 1. Despite being both threatened by the (at the time) unknown piece of shit and receiving harassing questions about her sexual preferences, she was all like, "hey mom, this unknown piece of shit is threatening to show you nakey pictures of me, let's both go to the police!" And then she and her mom went to the police and handed over all of the wonderful digital evidence that her well-connected stalker had deposited in her phone. The FBI eventually got involved and tracked the messages through Google Voice and AT&T all the way to Mitchell Savader, the owner of the phone used by young Adam the Intern.

And thank god she did this because if tales from the the other 14 women Savader ALLEGEDLY harassed are of any indication, the malignant twerp was getting braver with time:

Victim 2 was contacted via text message from a person using Google Voice number (424) 234-1928 that identified himself as “the person with nude pics of the mom”. In that text message the person using Google Voice number (424) 234-1928 told Victim 2 that he will “ruin your moms [sic] life"

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In the text message the writer threatened to send the nude pictures of Victim 3 to the Republican National Committee [...] Victim 3 estimated that on some days she would receive approximately eighty text messages....Adam Savader and Victim 3 attend the same college.

In fact Adam seems to have targeted several women he knew from either his college or high school days, including a woman who once threatened him with a restraining order when he became “obsessed” with her. What a charming young man to have around the office there Paul Ryan! Surely his stories of "crazy college girls” must have really lightened the mood in the old House rec-room.

Victim 6 also received a text that the writer was masturbating to her pictures.

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When Victim 11 replied that she did not know what she wanted from her, the writer responded in a series of text messages; “I want you to answer me and not take 10 minutes between messages. Let’s try this from scratch. How are you? IT SHOULD NOT TAKE THIS LONG TO ANSWER A FUCKING QUESTION!!! If you want to cooperate Im (sic) going to need you to answer more quickly”....If you fuck with me again I will send these to your parents.

As you might expect this rather depressing story has provoked strong feelings of disgust and disbelief within the right-wing blogosphere.

Ah yes noted Democrat Paul Ryan. Great job, good hustle there champ!

Enjoy your steel wool and lye bath America. You’ll need both to erase this memory.

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