Photoshopped Cow With Map Of The World Proves Creationism Is Real

Do you ever wish Dok weren't on vacation? US TOO! Because here is a "Special Offer for WND Readers," and it is a picture of a cow with a map on it that proves ... God gave people Photoshop? Unclear. But oh, haha, "CreationMoments" is not stupid. They know there might possibly maybe be some Photoshop trickery, in this random cow picture they found on the internet. BUT WHO MADE THE COW? Huh Mr. Smartypants Atheist Hellbound Snootmeister What Is Probly a Jew? WHO DID THAT?

Here, let's look more at our "special offer for WND readers," by which we mean "copy-paste the whole thing because what part of Dok is on vacation did you not understand."

While doing some research on the Internet recently, we came across this photo of a cow bearing a detailed map of the world on its hide. Was the cow born with these markings or are the spots the handiwork of a skilled Photoshop artist?

Can't say for sure whether the COW WITH A MAP OF THE WORLD ON IT was shopped, but we know for sure God made this (God is as gay as Michelangelo).

Obviously, this cow's spots were put there by a designer. But our question for evolutionists is this: If you agree that the cow's spots are designed, why won't you agree that the actual cow – which is so much more complex than the arrangement of its spots – was designed as well?

Evolutionists and atheists will agree that the pattern of the cow's spots was designed, but they will not agree that the cow itself was designed. That's because they are committed to their faith – yes, faith! – built on the premise that there is no Designer. Though they can see the complexities of nature all around them, they say that everything was the result of mindless, natural processes.

Oh whoops, you accidentally just settled that atheists' hellbound atheism is just as valid as your Christianism, because all religions are equally protected under our heathen American Constitution, when the Founders forgot to write "XOXOXO, Jesus" at the end :(

And that's why Darwinists have a cow whenever they hear a Bible-believing Christian say that things which appear to be designed actually are designed! If they weren't so biased against God, they'd know that the cow's spots reveals the incredibly huge blind spot in their own minds.

We are having a hard time coming up with an answer to their noggin-scratcher, mostly because of how we stopped reading. We also have a hard time coming up with "what part of this cow-spot Intelligent Design thingy is a special offer for WND readers," unless it is the "free church bulletin inserts" which, woof, dudes. Maybe it is the special offer of a daily email? Somebody should probably sign up for that. Dok is nominated, I second, the vote stands. Somebody sign Dok up for his daily Creation Moment, k thx.

[CreationMoments, via wonket operative "Alan"]

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