Hey Ladies, Phyllis Schlafly's Niece Says Get Yourself A Hubby Because 'You Can’t Take Your Paycheck To Bed With You'


So, Superwoymns, you know how are are trying to Lean In and Have It All and Support Yourselves And Your Families because those unshaved bra-burning feminazis have poisoned your beautiful minds with their alluring lies of equality and grrrrrl power and being able to pay the bills? Well, Suzanne Venker, who is A Expert on how women are awful (she is Phyllis Schlafly's niece, so she comes by it naturally), has some sage advice for you: Cut that crap out right now andget yourself a big strong lots-of-zeros paycheck-earning husband:

That women prefer part-time work is simply irrefutable. [...] They want balance.

So why not let husbands bring home the bulk of the bacon so women can have the balanced lives they seek? There’s no way to be a wife, a mother and a full-time employee and still create balance. But you can have balance by depending on a husband who works full-time and year-round.

Yes! If you would like to have a career and a family, why not just stop having a career and then you can have everything you want except for the career, which you should not want because that is a stupid thing to want in the first place! Just find yourself a man and let him do all the careering and make yourself dependent on his "more linear career goals." After all, uncited anonymous research proves that men, unlike women, enjoy making money and having a career.



How often would you like to donate?

Select an amount (USD)


©2018 by Commie Girl Industries, Inc