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Oh, Daily Caller! You wanted so badly to be "down," and you accidentally called RNC chair Reince Priebus a nigger.


But in a cool conservative anti-PC hipstery way we guess? First they said Reince was rapping, and was HNIC (that's "head negro type person in charge"), and then they deleted it real quick-like. So surely an apology and immediate execution of the already-dead Social Media Editor was in order, right?

Hahahahaha, what, and give Tucker Carlson's critics AMMUNITION to call him a RACIST? Nah mang, that will not do at all. Instead, the Daily Caller will prove how even MORE down it is by tweeting this dumb fucking thing:

Who is Fashawn? We do not know, we are a 40-year-old white woman, so our exposure to the hippity-hop is mostly limited to Wyclef, because "positivity," and Tupac's Dear Mama, which our son bought us for Mother's Day when he was 10, with his very own money, because awwwwww.

Here, thanks to the Youtube, is a Fashawn video. From what we can tell, he seems to be black. So if he wants to say HNIC, that is probably okay!

Daily Caller social media editor, try an actual apology. We know Tucker Carlson loves casual, structural, systemic and all other forms of racism past, present and future, but you might want to get a job someday where a documented history of calling people "niggers" is frowned upon.

Oh, who're we kidding. You'll just go to Breitbart after this anyway.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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It's the night before the two-night Democratic primary debate extravaganza, and we're already tired. Turns out having 20 candidates spread across two nights when only six or eight of them matter is not the must-see TV we all thought it was going to be! But that's not to dissuade you from getting excited! We're excited! We're so excited! We're so ...

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Lately he's been blowing smoke from another orifice.

After a cursory examination of the TWELVE filings in the case against California Congressman Duncan Hunter just in the past 24 hours, we can confidently declare that that guy is a fucking idiot. The prosecutors have him by every last one of his short and curlies -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to pay for hundreds of thousands of dollars of ski trips, video games, tuition, and plane tickets for the family rabbit.

A rational human being would have pleaded down a year ago and given up his congressional seat, since he could cash out and make a lot more money as a lobbyist anyway. But not Duncan Hunter! He made the federal government chase him down and document every last carton of cigarettes, round of tequila, and Uber ride of shame home from his many girlfriends' houses in a 60-count indictment filed last August. And still this dumb sumbitch refused to admit he was caught, even after his lovely wife (and co-conspirator) Margaret Hunter flipped on him this month -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to carry on multiple affairs and you piss off the US Attorneys enough that they put every 7 a.m. Uber ride in your indictment.

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