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Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.


Math is hard. Especially if you're already a moron with a skewed sense of reality. Which explains why both the Stupidest Man on the Internet and Donald Trump's campaign manager are simply ECSTATIC about a new poll that shows Trump beating the pantsuit off Hillary Clinton "in New York" by a huge margin.

Oh, did we mention it's a poll of older white Republicans? Yeah, guys, you might not want to pop your champagne corks just yet (that is a euphemism for "jizz in your pants," as is almost anything if you say it with raised eyebrows and the right inflection).

So here's the dealio: The "Liberty Opinion Research" poll went looking for self-identified GOP voters, and surveyed New Yorkers who identified themselves as mostly conservative or moderate, overwhelmingly middle-aged or older, 94 percent white, and who mostly lived upstate:

So among that particular chunk of New Yorkers, the poll had some incredibly great news for Donald Trump!

That's fantastic news for Trump, according to Stupidest Man on the Internet Jim Hoft, who couldn't wait to tell everyone:

Hoft also exults that "Donald Trump leads Hillary Clinton by 19 points when voters are asked who will likely be the next president."

The news was also very, very welcome to Donald Trump's girl-reporter-grabbing campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, who rushed to Twitter with the excellent news:

There's no doubt about it: New York Frickin' LOVES Donald Trump!!!!!

Oh, except for that thing where this was a poll of older, white, conservative, upstate Republican New York voters: There's just one itsy-teensy little problem for that "TRUMP BEATS HILLARY BY 19 POINTS IN NEW YORK!" thigh-tingle: the actual party registration in the state is 49 percent Democrat and 24 percent Republican. And the question wasn't about who people intended to vote for, it was about who people expected to win the presidency. So another, more accurate way you could frame that poll is that even among the most conservative voters in New York, over a quarter of them are resigned to a Hillary Clinton administration bringing them the peace and prosperity they hate so much.

[wonkbar]a href="http://wonkette.com/597425/two-whole-tens-of-minorities-line-up-behind-donald-trump"[/wonkbar] As far as a poll of New Yorkers, it's about as accurate as surveying the population of the 26th and 66th floors of the Trump Tower and declaring that Manhattan will go 94% for Trump (and somebody who gave the wrong answer is going to be in very big trouble). Otherwise, this poll is about as accurate as the WND poll that found 40% of blacks love Trump -- in a poll with ten black respondents.

There are other demographic differences between the survey population and the state population that might matter, too: As of the 2010 Census, New York state was only 65% white. New York City is only 44% white, which may make a difference in a general election, unless Donald Trump does a fantastic job of outreach to all those tattooed minorities.

What we are getting at here is that while this sort of stupid doesn't surprise us from Jim Hoft, it definitely suggests that Donald Trump should fire Corey Lewandowski for not knowing his ass from a hole in the ground.

[Liberty Opinion Research / Gateway Pundit / Corey Lewandowski on Twitter]

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Once upon a time... about ten years ago, a group of entirely ridiculous men burst onto the scene wearing stupid hats and telling men that wearing stupid hats and telling men that walking up to women in bars and insulting ("negging") them would get them laid. This did not last long, as women also had televisions and computers and were completely aware of these tricks as well, so when some ass came up to us in a bar and said "Hey, nice nails, are they real?" we would laugh and laugh and loudly announce "Oh my god, this guy just tried to neg me! Can you believe that shit? HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY JUST TRIED TO NEG ME!" and then refer to him as "Mystery" the whole night.

Most of the men who tried that shit only did so a few times before realizing that it wasn't going to work, and thus moved on to other things. Perhaps things that did not involve furry hats and coming off as a huge creep. We may never know, because I would assume that those who tried it are now extremely embarrassed and would never, ever admit to this to us.

Still, there were a few men willing to eat that shit up, as well as some grifters willing to take advantage of that. Said grifters tended to be extremely misogynistic and seemed more like they were teaching men how to be as despised by women as they were than teaching them how to actually be liked by women.

Some of them, like Roosh V, a creepy weirdo who actually does live in his mom's basement, actively encouraged men to rape women who were intoxicated to the point of being obviously unable to consent.

However, even that branch of the PUA tree is wilting away. Many "self-help" style PUA forums like Nextasf and RSDnation are shutting down or have already shut down. In March, Chateau Heartiste, a batshit crazy PUA turned White Nationalist/Alt-Right blog was shut down by Wordpress. This week, rape advocate Roosh V (whom you may recall once called yours truly a "Wonkette typist/clown face, would not bang") announced that he was renouncing his PUA ways and devoting himself to Jesus. He explained to the forum he manages that he would no longer be allowing anyone to discuss premarital "fornication."

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'Baby Geniuses' star Jon Voight took to Twitter early this morning to proclaim his undying love for Donald Trump, probably because there is no one left in his life who will listen to him talk about this, or anything else, in person. In this video rant, Voight encouraged members of the Republican Party, whom he apparently thinks are the only real citizens of the United States, to stand by Donald Trump and "acknowledge the truth" that he is the best President since Abraham Lincoln.


Part ONE:

People of the Republican Party, I know you will agree with me when I say our president has our utmost respect and our love. This job is not easy. For he's battling the left and their absurd words of destruction. I've said this once and I'll say this again. That our nation has been built on the solid ground from our forefathers, and there is a moral code of duty that has been passed on from President Lincoln. I'm here today to acknowledge the truth, and I'm here today to tell you my fellow Americans that our country…

Oh no, not our absurd words of destruction!

Part DEUX:

is stronger, safer, and with more jobs because our President has made his every move correct. Don't be fooled by the political left, because we are the people of this nation that is witnessing triumph. So let us stand with our president. Let us stand up for this truth, that President Trump is the greatest president since President Lincoln.

Does Jon Voight not know there have been... other presidents? Can he name them? Because really, it does not sound like it. Does he also not know that a very big chunk of the Republican Party actually does not care very much for Abraham Lincoln? Namely those defenders of Confederate statues that Trump called "very fine people?" Also, did he intentionally diss their beloved Ronald Reagan?

Who can know? Who can even tell what he is trying to say or why he is trying to say it. He doesn't appear to have tweeted much since 2016, so I'm guessing whoever's job it was to keep him from tanking his career quit. Either that... or after filming the seventh season of Ray Donovan, he found out it's going to be canceled or his character is getting killed off or something and he is now free to be a jackass? I don't know, I haven't watched the show, although my parents are very into it and mad that I haven't watched it. Literally all I know about it is that it has something to do with Boston, because they keep mentioning that to me like it's a selling point.

It seems useless at this point to note that the people who scream their faces off about how bad it is for Hollywood celebs to support liberal causes, and how they should keep their politics to themselves, etc. etc. make a way bigger deal than normal people do whenever a Big Time Hollywood Celebrity like Jon Voight or, uh, Scott Baio, supports their cause. Mostly because they're the only ones who have elected a reality TV star and the star of Bedtime for Bonzo (who by the way, also once practically ruined a perfectly good Bette Davis movie with his bad acting. Which is not to say that Dark Victory is not fantastic and probably the best thing to watch if you want to sob your face off, but he was very bad in it.) to run the country.

But we might as well do that anyway, because it actually never stops being funny.

[Jon Voight Twitter]

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